I expect simple behaviours here. Friendship, and love. Any advice should be from the perspective of the person asking, not the person giving! We have had to make new membership moderated to combat the huge number of spammers who register
Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
Messages: 13796
When I go I will leave the board in the charge of a pair of mystery moderators. I intend fully to leave the board in the status it is and don't expect any troublemakers to appear or reappear. But my mystery moderators have about 25% of my patience.
So, the message is "be nice, play nice, and sweep your mess up behind you."
The rules are very simple:
No smoking indoors. If you must smoke go to the yard!
You may drink my booze. But I expect the booze levels to be the same when I get back, too.
If you have to use my bed for sex I expect the sheets to be freshly laundered
Do the shopping before I get back. I want a decent meal when I get home
We're heading off on 29th midday, back at silly o'clock on 13th