|
|
Yes you heard me. I. Will be a father prolly this weekend. Maybe next weekend though. Now dont get me wrong. I didn't knock up a girl 9 monthes ago. In fact I've never done that. Once again this stems from health class. I swear in anothe rlike month the class will be over and youll never hear about ti again. Promise.
WEll my school has these stupid mechanical crying baby dolls...There suposed to teach us not to fuck each other so we dont get little babies running all around. thats nice and all. Except Idont want a baby period. You either need to take the baby or you need to write a 10 page paper. originally my mother who is menopausal refused to sign the permission slip. then a few days ago denies ever refusing to sign. (typical) SO after pleading with my teacher she is allowing em to take the baby over the weekend as my dad requests. Ah well long story short
WE NEED BABY NAMES HOOK ME UP YO.
yes I'm serious give me boy baby names (my kid will def be male.)
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
|
|
|
|
|
|
OMYGOD I GOT INTO COLLEGE@!!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
|
|
|
|
|
|
OK, "Daddy" . These are perfectly legitimate male names:
Darius
Wolfgang
Gustav
Benjamin
Felix
Oscar
Dmitri
Maurice
Igor
Claude
Engelbert
Jordan
Joshua
Daniel
Griffin
Cody
Taylor
Jason
David
Spencer
Trey
Skye
I hope that's a "starting point".
Will you be passing out cigars?
We do not remember days...we remember moments.
Cesare Pavese
|
|
|
|
|
|
*HUMONGOUS HUGS!!!!!!*
Since that was a foregone conclusion, that's not really at all surprising; but it's still so awesome to hear!
Congratulations!!!
We do not remember days...we remember moments.
Cesare Pavese
|
|
|
|
|
blue
|
 |
Likes it here |
Registered: August 2004
Messages: 131
|
|
|
babynames.com and behindthename.com dude, and they have lists of the most popular names; also good for naming story characters;
Nothing against babies or kids here, I like 'em, they like me, just not much experience. Nothing against the female of the species, either. It's just that I, er, don't wanna, uh, do *the wild thing* with 'em, particularly. Guys yes, girls no.
-----
Congrats on college entry! Have you decided on a major?
|
|
|
|
|
|
Hey Blue...dido on *the wild thing* (hehe, i love that wording ) )I'd have to really really really want a child in order to force myself to indure the worst minutes of my life (sex with a woman) but that's just me, apparently there are those that think different
Oh and Andy, have fun with Mechababy...i'd name him Garen in memory of an old friend of mine...but that's a long story and again that's just me. Seriously, give him a name like Brandon, or maybe Keith, there's a name i haven't heard in a while. oooh, name him Oliver, there's one of my favorites. Or Luke, but that's just because he was my three year highschool crush could name him Tony, or Cody, or Brad.
well there you go, a whole list of names, i even threw my real name in the list above, just for fun, betcha can't guess which.
take care, and remember, you can always take out it's batterys.
Pyro.
Do what you love, changing the world is incidental.
|
|
|
|
|
|
you're a goober!
ya know, i said the same thing once.. "i dont ever want kids.." ya know what happened next? i got myself into trouble. never say never 
now about those names... i do hope you'll name it after either aj or me. 
rodney
"more tongue and groove than a hardwood floor"
|
|
|
|
|
|
sounds like a good program...but i think the gay boys should be given a mechanical miniature poodle instead...
I'm thinking Rhinehart or Clovis for the name of the baby.
"I promise not to try not to fuck with your mind/ I promise not to mind if you go your way and i go mine/promise not to lie if i'm looking you right in your eye/promise not to try not to let you down."
--Eve6
|
|
|
|
|
|
I did that project last year in school, it was hell, I can't believe I woke up to take care of the thing, but none-the-less, I still won't touch a real baby, they are too fragile. And no you can't just take the batteries out... Trevor is a good name, or Skylor... yea, name it after me... That'd be awesome. I never named mine, it was just "hispanic baby girl" Yep that's right I knocked up a Latino women... She still haunts my dreams with her loud gibberish and crying. Anyhow, have fun with it.
Time is lifes currency, spend it well.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Um...the latino woman or the baby?
"I promise not to try not to fuck with your mind/ I promise not to mind if you go your way and i go mine/promise not to lie if i'm looking you right in your eye/promise not to try not to let you down."
--Eve6
|
|
|
|
|
|
Both, oh, I'm so funny, I make myself laugh.
Time is lifes currency, spend it well.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Both, oh, I'm so funny, I make myself laugh. )
Time is lifes currency, spend it well.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Wow you have no idea how many of my friends (boys and girls ) became parents in the past few weeks. In one of my classes there were three babies at some point and man do they cry a lot. Funny when you are concentrating in your work when all of the sudden you hear a baby cry.. yup it got my attention.
Good luck..... and i hope you get some sleep cause they wake you up several times at night..... Be a good daddy.
You don't love someone because they are beautiful, they are beautiful because you love them.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Can't help it--we're hardwired to respond to the sound of babies crying. it's a species survival thing.
"I promise not to try not to fuck with your mind/ I promise not to mind if you go your way and i go mine/promise not to lie if i'm looking you right in your eye/promise not to try not to let you down."
--Eve6
|
|
|
|
|
|
My favourite boys names are.... Julius, Davy, Jaime, Derek and ephrem
A truth told with bad intent
Beats all the lies you can invent
-William Blake
|
|
|
|
|
|
BRODY

i bet most of you didnt grow up in the 80's like i did though.. probably won't get it
"more tongue and groove than a hardwood floor"
|
|
|
|
|
blue
|
 |
Likes it here |
Registered: August 2004
Messages: 131
|
|
|
I graduated h.s. in '84. I should know what the Brody reference is, unless it's from a specifically gay film or something.
Corey -- now there's an '80's name;
Favorite boy's names: mine is in there somewhere...
Anthony / Tony / Anth -- Anth isn't the usual American nickname, btw
Ben / Benjamin
Brad
Chad / Chaz -- Chad, you would've been a great guy someday, RIP;
Chris
Evan
Ethan
smith -- never actually met a smith in person, they've all been Jim;
Jared
Ken
Kevin
Marc / Marcus
Mitch / Mitchell
Robert / Bobby / Robbie
Samuel / Sam
Sean
Stephen / Steve
Thomas / Tom / Tommy
Xander (the name's cool, not crazy about the Buffy actor, sorry dude)
Non-English (Mostly French and Spanish)
André / Andrés
Diego
Ésteban
Matthieu / Mateo
Lucien / Luc
Rafael
Raúl
Stephan
|
|
|
|
|
|
no one remembers the line "don't make me get all brody up in here"? lol
"more tongue and groove than a hardwood floor"
|
|
|
|
|
blue
|
 |
Likes it here |
Registered: August 2004
Messages: 131
|
|
|
Guess I'm clueless. "Don't make me get all Brody up in here?" Sigh. OK, so what did I forget, or not see?
|
|
|
|