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Not written by me but nevertheless it is a great poem.
Queer Agenda
There's a rumor going around, that we homos have an Agenda.
I'm here to set the record straight:
It's true, we do.
We are out to bastardize your marriages with concepts like love.
We are corrupting your children with ideals like self-acceptance.
We are toppling the very foundation of your society with ethics like equal rights.
We have stolen every color of your rainbow, so take that!
I personally have taken some steps to further our cause.
For instance, this man and woman were walking in front of me, in the middle of the sidewalk, holding hands!
Can you believe this guy had the audacity to display a part of his breeding ritual right there, where children could see!
Furthermore, his fashion sense made it clear he had absolutely no class, so I kicked his ass! What kind of sicko would choose to live like that?
In our top-secret homo headquarters you'll find the blueprints
to turn every McDonald's into a nightclub, every Wendy's into a hair salon, and every Burger King into a coffee house... with poetry readings!
You will discover that we have in fact stolen certain geometric figures, laying claim to the triangle and coloring it pink, being exactly as straight as a circle, leaving you with boring shapes like squares and ovals.
The Christian Coalition is really one of our many puppets.
After all, we had to make it seem like someone was opposing us.
And God knows, queens do love drama.
Yes, GAP does stand for gay and proud, so fall into the GAP or I will push you!
And yes, skittles? Tasting the rainbow? All us.
When people say "You are so gay," it's actually because we sneak into their homes while they're sleeping and brainwash them into saying it, in the hopes you will one day think "Hot damn, I am in fact so gay!"
We want you to associate gay with stupid, so that when the time comes, it'll be easy for us to break through all your straight tendencies and make you one of us.
It doesn't hurt our feelings when our friends call someone a fag because they don't like him.
Honest.
We are breaking your stereotypes, becoming doctors, lawyers, construction workers, sports stars, so that your attention will be averted while our sissy-queer-fruit brothers attack you from behind, limp wrists pounding away.
So yes, we've got an agenda.
Oh yeah, and being accepted without struggling our entire lives is on the list.
But don't worry, it's closer to the bottom.
You don't love someone because they are beautiful, they are beautiful because you love them.
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I'm glad you liked it. I love the sarcasm in the poem  I did showed it to many of my friend.
You don't love someone because they are beautiful, they are beautiful because you love them.
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Thanks M. that was in fact very cool. I guess we all do have an agenda To terrorize the others. *grins* we know I do it all the time...
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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