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marc
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Registered: March 2003
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Now.... we've done this before.....
Just add one sentance at a time.....
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house...
now lets keep it going...
keep it simple and not too smutty...
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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timmy
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Has no life at all |
Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
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And Roger The Lodger tripped over a mouse
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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saben
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On fire! |
Registered: May 2003
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He fell down to the ground and he buggered his knee,
Exclaiming in pain, "Now how to chop trees!?"
Look at this tree. I cannot make it blossom when it suits me nor make it bear fruit before its time [...] No matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.
Master Oogway
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saben
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On fire! |
Registered: May 2003
Messages: 1537
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(Oops, I misread "lodger" as "logger", maybe he can be both!)
Look at this tree. I cannot make it blossom when it suits me nor make it bear fruit before its time [...] No matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.
Master Oogway
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TygerBoiSammy
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Toe is in the water |
Registered: January 1970
Messages: 57
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"... for the hearth box is empty and the fire's gone cold,
A warm cheery fire'd be as welcome as gold."
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saben
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On fire! |
Registered: May 2003
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(awesome save!)
Look at this tree. I cannot make it blossom when it suits me nor make it bear fruit before its time [...] No matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.
Master Oogway
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saben
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On fire! |
Registered: May 2003
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Then *BANG* on the door, as there came a knock,
And into the room strode a hot teenage jock.
Look at this tree. I cannot make it blossom when it suits me nor make it bear fruit before its time [...] No matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.
Master Oogway
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marc
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Needs to get a life! |
Registered: March 2003
Messages: 4729
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Dressed all in red, with a big sack in tow....
He said Merry Christmas... then a big HO HO HO!!!
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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TygerBoiSammy
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Toe is in the water |
Registered: January 1970
Messages: 57
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He had a deep dark tan and a ski jump nose, which didn't detract from his confident pose. His expression was friendly and he smelled of sweet spice, and the twinkle in his eye said he was both naughty and nice.;-D ::-)
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saben
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On fire! |
Registered: May 2003
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Roger then gasped, only slightly in fright,
Would share his room with this cute guy this night?
As if reading his mind the jock boy then said,
"I was told that there's no room, we'll be sharing a bed."
Look at this tree. I cannot make it blossom when it suits me nor make it bear fruit before its time [...] No matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.
Master Oogway
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marc
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Needs to get a life! |
Registered: March 2003
Messages: 4729
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The covers came down,
The undies fell too,
The boys got all ready,
for one great Yule Yide screw,
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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TygerBoiSammy
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Toe is in the water |
Registered: January 1970
Messages: 57
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As rodger slid over, making room in the bed,
"We just met, I don't know your name yet."
The tan boy replied, flashing his teeth in review,
"My name is Freddie, how do u do?"
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"I'm your landlord's nephew," he further explained.
"My folks went to the Bahamas," he added, his look rather pained.
"But now i've met you," he said with a wink,
"And how can the bahamas compare with a christmas eve twink?"
"I promise not to try not to fuck with your mind/ I promise not to mind if you go your way and i go mine/promise not to lie if i'm looking you right in your eye/promise not to try not to let you down."
--Eve6
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