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Beds in brothels  [message #1535] Tue, 19 March 2002 10:30 Go to next message
mihangel is currently offline  mihangel

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I went to a shop in Barnstaple the other day to buy new beds, as one does. It makes pine furniture to order. And there was the largest bed I've ever seen, a double-double, 9ft wide. 'Who on earth wants a bed that big?' I asked the salesman. 'Oh, we made that for a brothel up north'.

Well, apart from the images which that conjures up, the question arises why a northern brothel should patronise a small shop so far away. If you're not up with the geography of this little old island, Barnstaple's far in the south-west. Unless 'up north' is local parlance for a village a few miles out (which seems unlikely), it naturally means Lancashire or Yorkshire or beyond, at the very least 300 miles away.

One of life's mysteries I thought I'd share.
Re: Beds in brothels  [message #1538 is a reply to message #1535] Tue, 19 March 2002 11:22 Go to previous message
david in hong kong is currently offline  david in hong kong

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And yet another problem...on the supply side...

Where would they find sheets for something that size??



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