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Tragedy and Comedy.........  [message #26295] Thu, 29 September 2005 12:37 Go to next message
marc is currently offline  marc

Needs to get a life!

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This is a true story that unfolded just this past weekend here in town.

A boy of about 16 years decides to go to the local teen club for a night out on the town.

On his way back home he was involved in a car accident.

Taken to the hospital for emergency treatment he was told by the attending physician that they had to cut off his trousers.

The boy fought and cursed that he would absolutly NOT have his trousers removed. This battle of wills went on for some good time until the boys parents arrived whereas the doctor told them that the trousers must be removed for the boy to be examined properly.

The father, after listening to repeted protestations from his son finally pronounced that the trousers would be removed.

The father held his son steady as the doctor and nurse began snipping away at his trousers and upon the final removal discovered a rather largish sausage taped to the inner thigh of the boys leg.

Well........ The doctor, nurse and father all about had a stroke from laughing so hard as the father informed the boy......

Son..... Now that is just plain false advertising.....::-)



Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
Re: Tragedy and Comedy.........  [message #26296 is a reply to message #26295] Thu, 29 September 2005 19:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
timmy

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What flavour was the sausage?



Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
Re: Tragedy and Comedy.........  [message #26303 is a reply to message #26296] Sat, 01 October 2005 00:07 Go to previous message
marc is currently offline  marc

Needs to get a life!

Registered: March 2003
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By the end of the night, pork I should think....



Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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