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Put your own words to this pic.
I dream of boys with big bulges in their trousers,
Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.
…and look forward to meeting you in Cóito.
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marc
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Registered: March 2003
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I told you that you wouldn't believe it.....
Now show me yours.......
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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On fire! |
Registered: March 2012
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My ! You have lost weight !
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On fire! |
Registered: March 2012
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 so small?
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How cute!
But why do you keep your hamster there?
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cossie
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On fire! |
Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
Registered: July 2003
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... one ferret's bad enough, but SIX!!!!!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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On fire! |
Registered: March 2012
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Your right it does look like Nixon......
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On fire! |
Registered: March 2012
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Your kidding!!! Thats actually what a Scottsman has under his kilt
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cossie
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On fire! |
Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
Registered: July 2003
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You're not to old for me to put you over my knee and spank you!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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I was gonna say somethin but nope, might cause another long thread.
I believe in Karma....what you give is what you get returned........
Affirmation........Savage Garden
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no - it must be his haggis.
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"Hmm, yes. I suppose it does look like a penis, only smaller."
I dream of boys with big bulges in their trousers,
Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.
…and look forward to meeting you in Cóito.
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It can talk
I believe in Karma....what you give is what you get returned........
Affirmation........Savage Garden
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Cossie!!! did you know that there are actually people who like getting spanked?
I believe in Karma....what you give is what you get returned........
Affirmation........Savage Garden
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cossie
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On fire! |
Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
Registered: July 2003
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No, I didn't know that. I need a demonstration. Shall I fly over?
OK, all you other guys - I'm just JOKING!!!!!!!!!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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cossie
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On fire! |
Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
Registered: July 2003
Messages: 1699
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Haggis isn't like American Pie, y'know!!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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cossie
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On fire! |
Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
Registered: July 2003
Messages: 1699
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C'mon, don't keep us in suspense!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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timmy
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Has no life at all |
Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
Messages: 13800
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"And look... When I let go the trousers don't fall!"
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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Sorry, Cossie, I speak out of sheer ignorance. But that's the way it is when not even my half-scottish son-in-law is willing to serve me haggis. Is it that bad?
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That's the trouble with these new fangled diets you're never quite sure how much or what you're going to lose.....
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And you say they've stated categorically it qualifies as a sex change?
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Guest
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On fire! |
Registered: March 2012
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Stop laughing! I thought by wearing bigger pants it would grown!
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Incidentally, Timmy, I think that was your 4000th post. So, congratulations!
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And this is my 500th! w00t!
That is frightening, actually. It was my 400th less than 2 weeks ago.
At this rate, it'll take me only 14 months to get to Timmy's level...
Of course, the reason I've posted so many is that I keep making useless posts like this one.
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cossie
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On fire! |
Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
Registered: July 2003
Messages: 1699
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... is nothing to apologise for; I've been doing it all my life!
The reference to American Pie was to the film of that name, which was essentially about the efforts of a group of US teens to lose their virginity. In one notorious scene, one of the group was caught having simulated sex with a fruit pie, having been assured that the sensation would be very like the real thing. I was just trying to point out that putting a haggis down one's trousers was unlikely to achieve the same effect!
Don't tell anyone I said so, but your son-in-law is very wise to keep haggis off the menu; it's really pretty awful! No doubt in earlier times, when poor families could not afford to let any potential food source go to waste, it was an effective way to utilise the less-appetising bits of a sheep, but it's not something I'd eat by choice - I have too much affection for my digestive system! However, masochism is a well-known element of the Scottish character, and we tend to force ourselves to consume haggis on Burns' Night (25 January). I find that I can cope, but only if lubricated by a vast amount of whisky!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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cossie
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On fire! |
Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
Registered: July 2003
Messages: 1699
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... it's high time you started going for quantity in each post, rather than quality. I always do! If you spout rubbish in sufficient volume, it confuses the reader into believing that you know what you are talking about!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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Cool, then everybody must think Im a genius
I believe in Karma....what you give is what you get returned........
Affirmation........Savage Garden
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cossie
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On fire! |
Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
Registered: July 2003
Messages: 1699
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... I'm not absolutley sure that the principle works in Rednecksville, USA!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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My God! It was there last night!
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.. but his whisky is ok! ;-D
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