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You know you are gay when.......  [message #28656] Fri, 24 February 2006 22:17 Go to next message
timmy

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When you look at a really cute Russian female figure skater and think "What a shame she isn't a boy"



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Re: You know you are gay when.......  [message #28662 is a reply to message #28656] Fri, 24 February 2006 23:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
marc is currently offline  marc

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I think there may be just a bit more to it than that.



Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
Re: You know you are gay when.......  [message #28663 is a reply to message #28662] Fri, 24 February 2006 23:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
timmy

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OK, let's start a set of "You know you are gay when...." items Wink



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Re: You know you are gay when.......  [message #28666 is a reply to message #28663] Fri, 24 February 2006 23:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
marc is currently offline  marc

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You know you're gay when you buy a ticket to the mens figure skating competition.



Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
Re: You know you are gay when.......  [message #28667 is a reply to message #28666] Sat, 25 February 2006 00:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
NW is currently offline  NW

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... the only reason that you still play rugby is to have an excuse to put your arms round the prop forwards.


It's true. I was eleven at the time ....



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You know you are gay when.......  [message #28672 is a reply to message #28667] Sat, 25 February 2006 01:41 Go to previous messageGo to next message
cossie is currently offline  cossie

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You come up behind an attractive guy and you are really p****d of when she turns round!



For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
Re: You know you are gay when.......  [message #28676 is a reply to message #28672] Sat, 25 February 2006 02:21 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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You find yourself liking classical music and its fun to cook
Yeuk!  [message #28685 is a reply to message #28676] Sat, 25 February 2006 05:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
cossie is currently offline  cossie

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Unless, of course, it's Jean Sibelius' 'Karelia Suite' and you're cooking Cumbrian Hot-Pot with Black Pudding!



For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
Re: Yeuk!  [message #28687 is a reply to message #28685] Sat, 25 February 2006 06:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Brian1407a is currently offline  Brian1407a

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and Hagges as a side dish



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Re: You know you are gay when.......  [message #28705 is a reply to message #28656] Sat, 25 February 2006 18:25 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Nigel is currently offline  Nigel

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…you look forward to your sister bringing her boyfriends home.



I dream of boys with big bulges in their trousers,
Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.

…and look forward to meeting you in Cóito.
Re: You know you are gay when.......  [message #28706 is a reply to message #28667] Sat, 25 February 2006 18:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Nigel is currently offline  Nigel

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…and you're absolutely sure when you ask to transfer to lock so that you can come up behind the prop, put your hand between his legs and bind on to the waistband of his shorts.



I dream of boys with big bulges in their trousers,
Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.

…and look forward to meeting you in Cóito.
Re: You know you are gay when.......  [message #28707 is a reply to message #28705] Sat, 25 February 2006 18:51 Go to previous message
Brian1407a is currently offline  Brian1407a

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This has got to be it, and you want to be the one kissing them instead of her. lol



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Affirmation........Savage Garden
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