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Which is the best briefs or boxers?
I believe in Karma....what you give is what you get returned........
Affirmation........Savage Garden
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cossie
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Briefs look sexier, but boxers are easier to get your hands inside - and that's especially important if you like to be spanked ....
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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I generally tend to prefer boxer-briefs, although I do own a couple pairs of low-rise briefs that are quite comfortable.
It's always the old to lead us to the war
It's always the young to fall
Now look at all we've won with the sabre and the gun
Tell me is it worth it all
~Phil Ochs "I Aint Marching Anymore"
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timmy
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Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
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When one gets to a certain girth, briefs, however cute when we are slim, look ridiculous!
I infinitely prefer briefs. I wear trunks because I hate flappy baggy pants
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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IMO, briefs. I'm not sure if that makes me old-fashioned, but I think they're more comfortable.
They certainly look better on an attractive person.
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Boxer-briefs under a suit or similar. Briefs under shorts. Briefs - or nothing - under jeans.
Except at the moment, when the odd light sprinkling of snow is drifting down outside: anything longer than a two-minute walk to the corner shop calls for thermal longjohns!
"The ultimate weakness of violence is that it is a descending spiral, begetting the very thing it seeks to destroy. ... Returning violence for violence multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night devoid of stars." Martin Luther King
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Briefs are definately sexier. Briefs also show off all the right curves. As far as spanking, they are so tight against the butt it dont matter.  )
I believe in Karma....what you give is what you get returned........
Affirmation........Savage Garden
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Thermals are ok, they are just heavy briefs with long legs. ;-D
I believe in Karma....what you give is what you get returned........
Affirmation........Savage Garden
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themals are to keep the bits warm in cold countries.they also have very long legs so nothing can hang out!)
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Course we all know what a good Scottsman wears under his kilt!!! ;-D
I believe in Karma....what you give is what you get returned........
Affirmation........Savage Garden
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Brian, I hate to do this to you, but -- aaaaaaarrgh! I cannot remain silent any longer!
Scotsman has one T!
Haggis has two Gs and no Es! (unless you are Marc, in which case I suspect he spells it wrong to show his general distaste for it)
Note the abundance of exclamation marks, which I rarely use, to show the depth of my feeling!
Incidentally, if you really want to get up the nose of a Scotsman, call him a Scotchman, and pretend you don't know the difference. 
Best wishes,
Deeej
P.S. What does 1407a mean?
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Sometimes nothing under jeans ? Whoa
And why the designation of boxer briefs under suits ?
It's always the old to lead us to the war
It's always the young to fall
Now look at all we've won with the sabre and the gun
Tell me is it worth it all
~Phil Ochs "I Aint Marching Anymore"
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timmy
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Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
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I do find a body is sexier in a wrapper. And often a skimpy wrapper is too obvious. But I do like briefs, especially red briefs, on a tanned body.
I am also a speedo fan. And yet, when those long shorts get wet they reveal so much more than speedos
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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Hey Im an American give me a break, and to top that an American from the south Y'all. well Ive seen Haggis/Hagges spelled both ways here. But I will take you spelling corrections to heart cause I like you ;-D .
The 1407a is a little known starship on the series
Enterprise where 1701 is the designation of the Enterprise.
I believe in Karma....what you give is what you get returned........
Affirmation........Savage Garden
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So what your saying is that Cossie is a Scotchman.
I believe in Karma....what you give is what you get returned........
Affirmation........Savage Garden
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David R. wrote:
> Sometimes nothing under jeans ? Whoa
> And why the designation of boxer briefs under suits ?
Boxer-briefs under a suit because the elastic in briefs tends to leave a "visible panty line" across the bum when bending over - something I always notice on others, and would prefer not to display myself! I admit, I do like some support, so plain boxers (even the sexy silk ones my ex. gave me) are not my first choice.
As for jeans - well, 501's, anyway - if they fit they way I like them (neither so tight as to be obscene, nor so loose as to need regular hauling up) they really don't need anything under them. But if I suffer further middle-aged spread (having gone up from 28" waist to 30" a couple of years ago) I will have to re-think this!
"The ultimate weakness of violence is that it is a descending spiral, begetting the very thing it seeks to destroy. ... Returning violence for violence multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night devoid of stars." Martin Luther King
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cossie
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Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
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Normally, such appalling provocation would oblige me to send one of my shadowy US associates to Rednecksville to teach you the error of your ways ... but I suppose that as you were born and raised in the Southern States of the USA you have already suffered enough!
David's absolutely correct, Scots (or Scottish) is the nationality, Scotch is the stuff we Scotsmen drink instead of water. We're quite laid back about calling each other Scotch, though (usually in the phrase 'you stupid Scotch git!') but when anyone who is not from Scotland calls one of us a Scotchman it's pretty well equivalent to a declaration of war!
As regards our infamous and indigestible staple foodstuff, haggis is spelt haggis, and that's all there is to it. Of course the inferior levels of intelligence found West of the Atlantic make spelling errors inevitable!
And the truth about kilts is that hardly any Scotsmen outside of the armed forces ever wear them; they tend to be bought by Englishmen and Americans who are desperate to pretend they have Scottish ancestry! It's true that in the armed forces nothing is worn under a kilt, and this does follow the original tradition. Intrepid tourists visiting the Highlands a century or more ago were prone to sudden fainting fits whenever their native guides led them uphill - kilts in those days tended to be pretty short and revealing.
Having got all that off my chest, this Scotsman will now have a Scotch. None of that namby-pamby Southern Discomfort for me!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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I knew my Scotsman would come thru. Yep I have to agree that being from the southern US is punishment enough. I have been told that im part Scottish. My great grandfathers name was Davenport. see deeej, Im spelling it right.
By the way whats a git?
Oh yeh, as much as the southern US sucks, we here are the home of the best sipping whisky in the world Jack Daniels in the black.
Oh and I dont own a kilt, got a really cute pair of shorts tho. ;-D
I believe in Karma....what you give is what you get returned........
Affirmation........Savage Garden
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Did you know that 501s are unique. If you really do it right, you put them on and walk out into the ocean, then come out and let them dry on you. they will dry and form fit to you. bein gnot close to salt water a bath with the water loaded up with sea salt will do just fine.;-D
I believe in Karma....what you give is what you get returned........
Affirmation........Savage Garden
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cossie
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Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
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'Git', according to the Oxford Dictionary, means 'worthless person'. It's derived from the medieval noun 'get', meaning offspring of a domesticated animal. It's not a word to be used in the face of anyone who is more than half your size and not stone deaf - unless of course you enjoy having your facial contours seriously modified! We Scots use it among ourselves after the tenth Scotch, by which time we know that no-one is capable of standing, let alone punching, and that the minds of everyone present will be completely blank by the time the hangovers wear off!
Jack who? Oh, that 'Tennessee Sippin' Whisky' stuff. Over here, we use it for clearing drains!
And those shorts ... I hope they're tartan!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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cossie wrote:
> (snip)
> And the truth about kilts is that hardly any Scotsmen outside of the armed forces ever wear them; they tend to be bought by Englishmen and Americans who are desperate to pretend they have Scottish ancestry! It's true that in the armed forces nothing is worn under a kilt, and this does follow the original tradition. (snip)
I'm not sure that I'd agree with you that the kilt is hardly worn except by those in the armed forces. I'm around 1/3rd Scottish (the family has married to-and-fro across the border for the past couple of hundred years, which makes exact calculation a bit irrelevant), and spent seven years working in Fife (93-01). It was certainly true at some of the formal events for younger people - such as Student Balls - the kilt was mainly worn by Americans (and, as our staircase had gaps and glass panels, I couldn't help noticing that most of them were following traditional practice - no underwear), but events that mainly attracted an older crowd had around 15-20% kiltwearers. I'm thinking of things like Opera, Royal visits, Burns Night, Hogmanay ... and even the World Cup!
Perhaps it varies from region to region? The "Kingdom of Fife" certainly takes a pride in its reputation for being 'different' from anywhere else on earth!
NW
"The ultimate weakness of violence is that it is a descending spiral, begetting the very thing it seeks to destroy. ... Returning violence for violence multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night devoid of stars." Martin Luther King
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Yep, thats Jack in the black, a thousand and one uses. You can buy it now with this special offer for only 11.99 and wait, with this purchase you will also get a bottle of Jim Beam absolutly free. we accept master Card and visa. ;-D
I believe in Karma....what you give is what you get returned........
Affirmation........Savage Garden
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... and if you do that right, there shouldn't *be* any room for anything under them!
A bit 1960's, but still pretty yummy on the right person ...
"The ultimate weakness of violence is that it is a descending spiral, begetting the very thing it seeks to destroy. ... Returning violence for violence multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night devoid of stars." Martin Luther King
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And if you respond now we will throw in a really cute pair of tartan shorts.
Mine are red tho, but tartan might be cute.;-D
I believe in Karma....what you give is what you get returned........
Affirmation........Savage Garden
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cossie
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Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
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... my drains have been a bit smelly of late!
Btw, will the free shorts be pre-worn???
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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cossie
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Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
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... now known as Lothian and the Borders, we would dismiss a faction of 15% as being beneath our notice. And the only good things to come out of the Kingdom of Fife are the bridges across the Forth and Tay - Southbound and Northbound respectively!
Anyway, they were probably all visiting Americans!
Seriously, though, I've 'Addressed the Haggis' or proposed 'The Immortal Memory' on (I think) fourteen Burns' Night celebrations, and I've only once been expected to wear a kilt, which I hired at vast expense to the organisers, and under which I wore tartan briefs bought specially for the occasion! Mind you, on that occasion I WAS complimented on my hip movements!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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There is a dollar a pair service charge on all pre worn shorts. However, as a special consideration for scotsman the is a 50% discount on bulk orders.
I believe in Karma....what you give is what you get returned........
Affirmation........Savage Garden
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Well, the panty line bit makes sense but I still don't understand how anyone could wear jeans without underwear with all the friction and what not. I have a couple pairs of vintage wranglers that are extremely tight and I may have to go try that whole no underwear thing but I just don't see it working out.
I wish I went from a 28 to a 30, 'cause then I'd still be a 30 instead of a 32.
It's always the old to lead us to the war
It's always the young to fall
Now look at all we've won with the sabre and the gun
Tell me is it worth it all
~Phil Ochs "I Aint Marching Anymore"
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David R. wrote:
> ... I still don't understand how anyone could wear jeans without underwear with all the friction and what not....
Without wanting to be too grossly anatomical about it, I suspect that those of us who have retained, or restored, enough foreskin to ensure "full coverage" probably find this less of a problem than those whose most delicate bits are fully exposed to friction effects.
"The ultimate weakness of violence is that it is a descending spiral, begetting the very thing it seeks to destroy. ... Returning violence for violence multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night devoid of stars." Martin Luther King
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ok, i gotcha, lucky...
It's always the old to lead us to the war
It's always the young to fall
Now look at all we've won with the sabre and the gun
Tell me is it worth it all
~Phil Ochs "I Aint Marching Anymore"
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cossie
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Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
Registered: July 2003
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I am writing to express my thanks for the very prompt delivery of the twelve bottles of Jack Daniels Tennessee Sippin' Drain Cleaner which I ordered from you recently.
My drains are once again fresh and sparkling, and have in fact become a major topic of conversation in our neighbourhood.
Please be assured that I will immediately think of you whenever I am confronted by a smelly drain.
Yours, etc
Cossie MacScotch
PS - Thank you for the free shorts, but do you have any in a rather smaller size? The pair you sent had a waist measurement of 62 inches and a 30 inch inside leg. I have passed them on to my local Sea Scouts, who were appealing for donations to replace the sail on their dinghy.
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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Response Complaint dept.
sir in regards tothe shorts you mentioned. In your order in the tinny tinny box in the lower left hand side , you did not specify what size, we are noit responsible for thsi over sight. However as a sign of good faith we will refund your 50 cents oer pair. Thank you for your order and timely payment. In with your refund you will find a pair of size 40 red short shorts, with our compliments.
I believe in Karma....what you give is what you get returned........
Affirmation........Savage Garden
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cossie
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Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
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Thank you for your timely response to my complaint.
I do apologise for failing to tick the appropriate box, and I assume that in the circumstances you sent me a pair of shorts which were of average size. I had heard that gross obesity had become common in the USA, but I had no idea that the problem was so acute. I do hope that no-one over there eats haggis, as in stomachs of such dimensions there would be a severe risk of explosion as the ingredients are digested.
I appreciate the replacement shorts, which I shall treasure always!
Yours etc
Cossie MacScotch.
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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As an extra added bonus for our most treasured customers I am including a bottle of 100 Pippers. Hope you will enjoy this as you eat a hearty sampling of haggis.
Brian McPete
customer realtions
ever fresh Drain co.
I believe in Karma....what you give is what you get returned........
Affirmation........Savage Garden
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My name is Pippa. I do not wish to be sampled. Please unbottle me.
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cossie
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Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
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You are such a spoilsport. I'm sure that you would have compared favourably with a hundred hairy pipers! !:-*
I may well need to look for another drain company.
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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