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... but it made me laugh.
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist." That's when the proctologist fainted.
Yeah, I know. Go here to find out what a proctologist is:
http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/proctologist 
The paradox has often been noted that the United States, founded in secularism, is now the most religiose country in Christendom, while England, with an established church headed by its constitutional monarch, is among the least. (Richard Dawkins, 2006)
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This is really funny.  )
I believe in Karma....what you give is what you get returned........
Affirmation........Savage Garden
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marc
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Along the same train of thought.......
Get a group of teachers in a room to enjoy lunch and they talk about their classes......
Get a group of mechanics in a room to enjoy lunch and they talk about their engines......
What does the gynecologist group discuss?
What does the proctologist group discuss?
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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>What does the gynecologist group discuss?
>What does the proctologist group discuss?
Easy.
The state of the NHS.
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marc
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NHS?
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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It was a joke.
NHS = National Health Service
In my experience, all that doctors in the UK, regardless of specialty, do when they get together is complain about the bureaucracy and the lack of funding, staff and hospital beds.
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marc
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Ok..... now take the origional post and take the joke a step further.....
To what answer do you then arrive????
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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>Ok..... now take the origional post and take the joke a step further.....
>To what answer do you then arrive????
>What does the gynecologist group discuss?
Women? Vaginas? Births?
>What does the proctologist group discuss?
Hemorrhoids? The rectum?
What happens next?
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Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
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... I see you're making an arse of things again! Welcome back!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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