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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
You got Male.
The paradox has often been noted that the United States, founded in secularism, is now the most religiose country in Christendom, while England, with an established church headed by its constitutional monarch, is among the least. (Richard Dawkins, 2006)
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There are so many wonderful double-entendres in computer-speak!
My personal favourite is "packet sniffing", a common practice among network administrators (and crackers) to see what other people are doing on a computer network. When a computer starts packet sniffing, its interface goes into "promiscuous mode". I remember once reading a technical article, written in entirely good faith, on packet sniffing in Chapel at school (don't ask) and the entire congregation (admittedly almost all schoolboys) was in paroxysms of mirth.
David
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timmy
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Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
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:-[ I confess I did sneak into the house boxroom (locker room) and appropriate a jockstrap once. I think that was sniffing an empty packet. :-[
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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I'm glad to find that I (and my fictional and not so fictional characters) are not the only ones into jock-sniffing in our younger days. These days chance would be a fine thing.
Hugs
N
I dream of boys with big bulges in their trousers,
Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.
…and look forward to meeting you in Cóito.
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