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DEAR ABBY
By ABBY
Universal Press Syndicate
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/life/3951276.html
Dear Abby:
I have reason to believe that a young man in my family may be gay (he is 15).
I have been thinking a lot about it lately, and have been wondering if circumcision would cure it. What do you think?
GRANDMOTHER in Missouri
Dear Missouri Grandmother:
Homosexuality is not an illness, and therefore there is no need for a "cure." I predict that your family will be happier if you accept your relative exactly the way he is, love him, support him, and stop trying to think of ways to cure him.
P.S. Circumcision is a sacred rite of the Jewish religion. If your theory were valid, then there would be no Jewish homosexuals. And yet, among the successful, gay, Jewish men who are "out" are Harvey Fierstein, Michael Feinstein, Barney Frank, Isaac Mizrahi and David Geffen — to name a few.
(\\__/) And if you don't believe The sun will rise
(='.'=) Stand alone and greet The coming night
(")_(") In the last remaining light. (C. Cornell)
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Figures shes from Missouri. She probably rubs sticks together to make her fire.
I believe in Karma....what you give is what you get returned........
Affirmation........Savage Garden
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Dear Grandmother in Missouri
If you are looking for a cure, I think you'll find that castration and amputation of the penis will go a long way towards a one. If this is not fully effective, perhaps sewing up the anus and the addition of a stoma bag will help. To be on the safe side a masectomy could be performed. However, I think there might still be some residual symptons if the young man insists on using his tongue to kiss. Your optician will be able to provide him with spectacles and special lenses to prevent him from looking at other young men.
I trust you will find these suggestions helpful.
pp ABBY
I dream of boys with big bulges in their trousers,
Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.
…and look forward to meeting you in Cóito.
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marc
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Needs to get a life! |
Registered: March 2003
Messages: 4729
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This seems a bit extreeme.....
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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It's satire.
Hugs
N
I dream of boys with big bulges in their trousers,
Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.
…and look forward to meeting you in Cóito.
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