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Jedediah
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Location: Made in NZ
Registered: March 2006
Messages: 170
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Well I damm near died this morning. But, apparently, it was very funny - if you're not me.
Last night, about 8pm, a friend arrived with a trailer-load of firewood, freshly sawn & chopped and straight out of the bush. Being a nice guy, i went out and helped him unload it in the dark.
First thing this morning i was sitting at the computer, with my jacket on - because, well it's cold. My left hand was stretched out in front of me - on the mouse - when a bluddy great Weta (http://weta.boarsnest.net/) crawled out from inside the sleeve & up my arm.
I, of course, ran screaming out the front door to get rid of it while all these delightful people here sat laughing their stoopid heads off. Trying to ignore my "friends", I came back and sat down to carry on with what i was doing when ANOTHER one crawled out of the hood & up the back of my hair.
I flicked it off, and now we don't know where the blasted thing's gone. I'm standing up to type this and the door's wide open for a quick get-away.
I hate winter!
Cheers
E Te Atua tukuna mai ki au te Mauri tauki te tango i nga mea
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timmy
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Has no life at all |
Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
Messages: 13800
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It is not a pretty sight!
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I believe in Karma....what you give is what you get returned........
Affirmation........Savage Garden
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cossie
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On fire! |
Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
Registered: July 2003
Messages: 1699
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... it looks positively attractive and intelligent compared to some of the guys I see in the pub!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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