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icon7.gif Just a note because I can ...  [message #2309] Tue, 07 May 2002 11:19 Go to next message
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*Hugs* to you Tim. No ... haven't forgotten you entirely. Just don't talk as much as I should these days. But I thinks of ya, yes I does. Smile

And I can't let a mention of Star Wars pass without commenting. Here's my tuppence on that: .. my favourite character in Star Wars (Darth Maul) was severely lacking in good lines (this was a universal thing for Ep. 1; the script in general was pretty weak, though it did look very pretty). So .. I went looking for substitution ones and by chance stumbled across the childish, but time honoured tradition of the Movie Pants Syndrome, which consists of removing a word or an entire phrase from a movie script and replacing it with the word "pants" or something very closely pants related. This suited me and my somewhat askance sense of humour just fine.

Some of my favourites:

"What, do you think you're some kinda Jedi waving your pants around like that?" - Watto

"I saw your pants. Only a Jedi carries that kind of weapon." - Anakin

"Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into pants a lot more heavily guarded than this." - Han

"General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault." - Vader

Another good target is The Fellowship of the Ring.

"Life in the wide world goes on much as it has this past age, full of its own comings and goings. Scarcely aware of the existence of pants ... for which I am very thankful." - Gandalf

and so on. This link has more, if you find them funny. Some of them are amateurish, but others ("I will be dead before I see the Ring in the pants of an Elf!") are brilliant.

May the Pants be with you.
icon14.gif Hahahalololl!  [message #2315 is a reply to message #2309] Tue, 07 May 2002 11:46 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Yes, I've seen that movie-pants thingy before, but that post is worth at least TWO thumbs up!

Heh heh hee!

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icon6.gif Ahh Darth Maul  [message #2327 is a reply to message #2309] Tue, 07 May 2002 22:47 Go to previous message
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The fight scene between Darth Maul, Qui-Gon Jinn
and Obi-wan Kenobi.........way beyond kewl. He had
that double bladed light saber. But Obi-wan whacked
him in half Razz He was one ugly dude !

"There's a tremor in the pants. The last time I felt
that was in the presence of my old master."
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