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Location: Made in NZ
Registered: March 2006
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Private Eye magazine reports on Rolling Stone Keith Richard's recuperation from brain surgery in New Zealand, after falling out of a tree in Fiji :-
"He's mumbling, he can't remember anything and he's staggering about looking terrible. It's an amazing recovery!"
Cheers
E Te Atua tukuna mai ki au te Mauri tauki te tango i nga mea
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cossie
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Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
Registered: July 2003
Messages: 1699
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... his brain was probably re-inserted upside down. Come to think of it - would that make a difference?
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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Aussie
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Really getting into it |
Registered: August 2006
Messages: 475
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Cossie, its not like you to make such an unkind and scurrilous attack on us downunders.
However as usual I think you are right and in this case it wouldn't make any difference.
Aussie
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cossie
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Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
Registered: July 2003
Messages: 1699
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... that you don't all spend your days upside-down, with crocodiles under your left arms and cans of Fosters in your right hands, waltzing with sheilas in billabongs and whinging about Poms?
You are challenging my fundamental conception of post-colonial civilisation!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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Aussie
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Really getting into it |
Registered: August 2006
Messages: 475
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No Message Body
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marc
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Needs to get a life! |
Registered: March 2003
Messages: 4729
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I do know that your toilets swirl the wrong way......
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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Aussie
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Really getting into it |
Registered: August 2006
Messages: 475
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But I hadn't even finished...
All of those things especially whinging about bloody poms
BTW Where the bloody hell are you?
Aussie
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Aussie
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Really getting into it |
Registered: August 2006
Messages: 475
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Yes and they can swirl pretty bad when you have had a few too many Fosters
Aussie
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cossie
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On fire! |
Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
Registered: July 2003
Messages: 1699
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I may be Scottish, but I'm South of the idiots who campaign for Scottish independance, and I'm well North of the South-Eastern underbelly of the United Kingdom. I live in the far North-East of England, where men are MEN (except after 8pm, when they are unconscious).
We eat Stottie Cakes, Singin' Hinnies, Pan Hackelty, Black Puddin' and numerous other local delicacies, and look down with smug contempt at the rest of the much less civilised world!
"We went to Blaydon Ryaces, 'twas on the Ninth of Jeun
Eighteen Hundred and Sixty Tyeu, on a Summer's afterneun;
We tyeuk the 'bus fra Balmbra's, an' she was heavy lyaden,
And aff we set alang Collingwood Street, that's on the rwoad te Blaydon."
Oh bliss, oh utter bliss!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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Aussie
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Really getting into it |
Registered: August 2006
Messages: 475
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I suspect kippers are on the menu too or probably more correctly smoked herrings.
Yes I know about gannin' along the Scotswood rd.
Curses!! now I won't be able to get the tune out of my head for a week.Any one for Ilkley moor ba't 'at?
Aussie
PS got no idea what this has to do with putting a Poms brain in upside down
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cossie
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On fire! |
Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
Registered: July 2003
Messages: 1699
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This board demands kindness, consideration, tolerance and courtesy. There's absolutely no requirement to be relevant!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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Aussie
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Really getting into it |
Registered: August 2006
Messages: 475
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Cossie, so I must be fitting in really well then!!
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cossie
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On fire! |
Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
Registered: July 2003
Messages: 1699
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Welcome to the club!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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