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They took my power cords  [message #36958] Fri, 13 October 2006 04:36 Go to next message
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My co-workes have finnaly had it with me.i have played like two songs over and over agin. they unpluged the pc and said if i plug it in they will kick my ass.lol



So say what you want
(You know I'm wasting all my time)
You've gotta mean it when you say what you want
(You're only safe when you're alone)
And everybody's on your mind
Saying anything to get you by
Re: They took my power cords  [message #36971 is a reply to message #36958] Fri, 13 October 2006 21:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Which songs?

Only a couple of times have I been played (classical) music in an office with a few colleagues of mine. They have threatened me with throwing me and my computer out of the window.

I understand your sufferings, brother!
Re: They took my power cords  [message #36972 is a reply to message #36971] Fri, 13 October 2006 21:27 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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such great hights
Everytime We Touch

They still have the cords



So say what you want
(You know I'm wasting all my time)
You've gotta mean it when you say what you want
(You're only safe when you're alone)
And everybody's on your mind
Saying anything to get you by
Re: They took my power cords  [message #36974 is a reply to message #36972] Fri, 13 October 2006 21:56 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I assume that you are plotting some sweet revenge!

By the way - the "Everytime We Touch" video is obviously about a boy and a GIRL! Razz
No wonder they took your cords!
Re: They took my power cords  [message #36982 is a reply to message #36958] Sat, 14 October 2006 01:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Sorry to say I would have too!!
In fact it's a wonder your Daddy hasn't taken your T bird away (figuratively speaking)LOL
Aussie
Gee, a Beach Boys fan in Strya!  [message #36984 is a reply to message #36982] Sat, 14 October 2006 01:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Gotta explain, Jay, that Aussie is almost as ancient as I am, and he's regressing to the 1960s. The quote's from their track 'Fun Fun Fun':

'... she'll have fun, fun, fun 'til her Daddy takes her T-Bird away!'

Hey, Aussie, that gives me Good Vibrations - and, let's face it, a good vibration is always therapeutic!



For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
Re: Oh no  [message #36985 is a reply to message #36984] Sat, 14 October 2006 02:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Not the dreaded Cossie popping up and giving cheek again. I did get a good laugh though.
Well wouldn't you take his T bird away too (as well as his power cords?)
What would you do with the vibrations? Oh yeh check what's worn under a Scotsmans kilt and don't give me any of that perfect working order bull. Sorry Jay we hve a tendency to hijack threads
Aussie

[Updated on: Sat, 14 October 2006 02:13]

Well, Bruce, you Strine cobbers ...  [message #36987 is a reply to message #36985] Sat, 14 October 2006 02:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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... may derive sexual satisfaction from bulls in working order, but we Scots don't go for the bestiality bit!

And as vibration is defined as an oscillating movement, it has considerable pleasurable potential - but what goes on under the kilt, stays under the kilt!



For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
Oi Cossie!..  [message #36989 is a reply to message #36987] Sat, 14 October 2006 02:26 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I was going to speak up in support of the impeccable taste of Orstraaailians, but i'd better shut up because they all think that we're a nation of sheep-shaggers over here.

Cheers



E Te Atua tukuna mai ki au te Mauri tauki te tango i nga mea
Re: Think?  [message #36990 is a reply to message #36989] Sat, 14 October 2006 02:29 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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What do you mean think?
Re: Think?  [message #36991 is a reply to message #36990] Sat, 14 October 2006 02:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Lol. Yeah - i'd better shut up



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Well, guys ...  [message #36994 is a reply to message #36991] Sat, 14 October 2006 03:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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... it seems that we can leave our antipodean cousins to their bulls, kangaroos and kiwis, while we of the sophisticated Northern Hemisphere get on with the job of running the world!



For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
Re: They took my power cords  [message #36995 is a reply to message #36974] Sat, 14 October 2006 03:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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that was that days list of songs. but i don't care how the writer want it to be. its how i hear it is what matter.

Jay



So say what you want
(You know I'm wasting all my time)
You've gotta mean it when you say what you want
(You're only safe when you're alone)
And everybody's on your mind
Saying anything to get you by
Re: They took my power cords  [message #36996 is a reply to message #36974] Sat, 14 October 2006 03:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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by the way i found them but was told that i had to pic a radio station or else i would find a foot up my ass



So say what you want
(You know I'm wasting all my time)
You've gotta mean it when you say what you want
(You're only safe when you're alone)
And everybody's on your mind
Saying anything to get you by
Re: They took my power cords  [message #36998 is a reply to message #36974] Sat, 14 October 2006 03:45 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Oh I got my revenge. And they just don't know it yet. But they will soon find out y they can’t log on any of the computer or shut down any of the alarms they will Sunday tho when I am not there to do it. *Evil laugh here*
Oh PS I have caller id so i wont ans the phone when they call.

it dose not sound like much now but the alarms go off 4 time a day for no real reason



So say what you want
(You know I'm wasting all my time)
You've gotta mean it when you say what you want
(You're only safe when you're alone)
And everybody's on your mind
Saying anything to get you by
Re: They took my power cords  [message #37000 is a reply to message #36998] Sat, 14 October 2006 04:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Hope they don't have the last laugh and foot you out the door on Monday.
Aussie
Re: Well, guys ...  [message #37001 is a reply to message #36994] Sat, 14 October 2006 04:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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And you're making such a good job of it!

Our day will come, we're just waiting.

Cheers



E Te Atua tukuna mai ki au te Mauri tauki te tango i nga mea
Re: Well, guys ...  [message #37002 is a reply to message #37001] Sat, 14 October 2006 04:34 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Jedediah, I think we could takeover now whilst civilisation is asleep.
Any good kiwi jokes?
Aussie

[Updated on: Sat, 14 October 2006 04:34]

Re: They took my power cords  [message #37003 is a reply to message #37000] Sat, 14 October 2006 04:40 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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no theres a key override for them tho but they may have to look for them. And we ccange the passwords once a week

i just forgot to someone what the newones where



So say what you want
(You know I'm wasting all my time)
You've gotta mean it when you say what you want
(You're only safe when you're alone)
And everybody's on your mind
Saying anything to get you by
Re: They took my power cords  [message #37004 is a reply to message #36996] Sat, 14 October 2006 07:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Jay

??? What would you find a foot up your arse? Sounds like a mind making promises its body can't fulfil.

Hugs
N



I dream of boys with big bulges in their trousers,
Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.

…and look forward to meeting you in Cóito.
Re: They took my power cords  [message #37012 is a reply to message #37004] Sat, 14 October 2006 12:38 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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kick my ass



So say what you want
(You know I'm wasting all my time)
You've gotta mean it when you say what you want
(You're only safe when you're alone)
And everybody's on your mind
Saying anything to get you by
Re: Well, guys ...  [message #37014 is a reply to message #37002] Sat, 14 October 2006 17:55 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Sorry Aussie, nodded off there for a while.

First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin.

Cheers



E Te Atua tukuna mai ki au te Mauri tauki te tango i nga mea
Reports now coming in ....  [message #37031 is a reply to message #37014] Sun, 15 October 2006 00:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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... confirm that Manhattan and Berlin have been taken. A European Union spokesperson asked that anyone finding Berlin should avoid touching it, but should report the discovery to their local lost-property office. He admitted that EU sources were puzzled by the whole affair, but had expressed disappointment that those responsible had not taken the rest of New York, together with Washington, DC - having first established that the President was in residence at the White House.

Meanwhile, European farmers are concerned by the sudden appearance of large numbers of apparently unconscious kangaroos and kiwis in the countryside. At first, it was thought that they were inebriated, but it now appears that they are simply of low intelligence and incapable of speaking proper English. Arrangements will be made to exterminate them humanely by drowning as soon as a sufficient quantity of Foster's becomes available.

And now for the Sports News ....



For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
Re: Well, guys ...  [message #37034 is a reply to message #37014] Sun, 15 October 2006 01:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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How does a Kiwi find a sheep in long grass?
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Verrrry satisfying



Aussie
Re: Well, guys ...  [message #37035 is a reply to message #37034] Sun, 15 October 2006 01:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Australia is proof that God has a sense of humour!



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See what I mean about these antipodeans, guys ...  [message #37036 is a reply to message #37035] Sun, 15 October 2006 02:31 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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... just poke 'em enough, and they'll start fighting among themselves and leave the rest of us alone!



For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
Re: See what I mean about these antipodeans, guys ...  [message #37038 is a reply to message #37036] Sun, 15 October 2006 03:19 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Don't you worry, we'll stick together down here and may even start to gang up on you stirrers.
Aussie
Re: Well, guys ...  [message #37039 is a reply to message #37035] Sun, 15 October 2006 03:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Of course, just look at our wildlife, and not only the animals either.
Aussie
Re: See what I mean about these antipodeans, guys ...  [message #37040 is a reply to message #37038] Sun, 15 October 2006 06:03 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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You tell them Aussie!

Poke them enough???

cheers



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Oh, I say! This is really too much, don'cha think? ...  [message #37104 is a reply to message #37040] Mon, 16 October 2006 03:10 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Coarse Kiwis misunderstanding the elegant English verb 'to poke'. It simply means to forcibly apply the end of a finger to the ribs of the offending individual - or, in the case of antipodeans, the anus may be substituted for the ribs!



For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
Re: Oh, I say! This is really too much, don'cha think? ...  [message #37132 is a reply to message #37104] Mon, 16 October 2006 07:55 Go to previous message
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Lucky us. Or in the case of our nybors, maybe a sheep.

Aussie
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