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My co-workes have finnaly had it with me.i have played like two songs over and over agin. they unpluged the pc and said if i plug it in they will kick my ass.lol
So say what you want
(You know I'm wasting all my time)
You've gotta mean it when you say what you want
(You're only safe when you're alone)
And everybody's on your mind
Saying anything to get you by
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Which songs?
Only a couple of times have I been played (classical) music in an office with a few colleagues of mine. They have threatened me with throwing me and my computer out of the window.
I understand your sufferings, brother!
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such great hights
Everytime We Touch
They still have the cords
So say what you want
(You know I'm wasting all my time)
You've gotta mean it when you say what you want
(You're only safe when you're alone)
And everybody's on your mind
Saying anything to get you by
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I assume that you are plotting some sweet revenge!
By the way - the "Everytime We Touch" video is obviously about a boy and a GIRL! 
No wonder they took your cords!
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Sorry to say I would have too!!
In fact it's a wonder your Daddy hasn't taken your T bird away (figuratively speaking)LOL
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Gotta explain, Jay, that Aussie is almost as ancient as I am, and he's regressing to the 1960s. The quote's from their track 'Fun Fun Fun':
'... she'll have fun, fun, fun 'til her Daddy takes her T-Bird away!'
Hey, Aussie, that gives me Good Vibrations - and, let's face it, a good vibration is always therapeutic!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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Not the dreaded Cossie popping up and giving cheek again. I did get a good laugh though.
Well wouldn't you take his T bird away too (as well as his power cords?)
What would you do with the vibrations? Oh yeh check what's worn under a Scotsmans kilt and don't give me any of that perfect working order bull. Sorry Jay we hve a tendency to hijack threads
Aussie
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cossie
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... may derive sexual satisfaction from bulls in working order, but we Scots don't go for the bestiality bit!
And as vibration is defined as an oscillating movement, it has considerable pleasurable potential - but what goes on under the kilt, stays under the kilt!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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I was going to speak up in support of the impeccable taste of Orstraaailians, but i'd better shut up because they all think that we're a nation of sheep-shaggers over here.
Cheers
E Te Atua tukuna mai ki au te Mauri tauki te tango i nga mea
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What do you mean think?
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Lol. Yeah - i'd better shut up
E Te Atua tukuna mai ki au te Mauri tauki te tango i nga mea
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... it seems that we can leave our antipodean cousins to their bulls, kangaroos and kiwis, while we of the sophisticated Northern Hemisphere get on with the job of running the world!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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that was that days list of songs. but i don't care how the writer want it to be. its how i hear it is what matter.
Jay
So say what you want
(You know I'm wasting all my time)
You've gotta mean it when you say what you want
(You're only safe when you're alone)
And everybody's on your mind
Saying anything to get you by
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by the way i found them but was told that i had to pic a radio station or else i would find a foot up my ass
So say what you want
(You know I'm wasting all my time)
You've gotta mean it when you say what you want
(You're only safe when you're alone)
And everybody's on your mind
Saying anything to get you by
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Oh I got my revenge. And they just don't know it yet. But they will soon find out y they can’t log on any of the computer or shut down any of the alarms they will Sunday tho when I am not there to do it. *Evil laugh here*
Oh PS I have caller id so i wont ans the phone when they call.
it dose not sound like much now but the alarms go off 4 time a day for no real reason
So say what you want
(You know I'm wasting all my time)
You've gotta mean it when you say what you want
(You're only safe when you're alone)
And everybody's on your mind
Saying anything to get you by
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Hope they don't have the last laugh and foot you out the door on Monday.
Aussie
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And you're making such a good job of it!
Our day will come, we're just waiting.
Cheers
E Te Atua tukuna mai ki au te Mauri tauki te tango i nga mea
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Jedediah, I think we could takeover now whilst civilisation is asleep.
Any good kiwi jokes?
Aussie
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no theres a key override for them tho but they may have to look for them. And we ccange the passwords once a week
i just forgot to someone what the newones where
So say what you want
(You know I'm wasting all my time)
You've gotta mean it when you say what you want
(You're only safe when you're alone)
And everybody's on your mind
Saying anything to get you by
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Jay
??? What would you find a foot up your arse? Sounds like a mind making promises its body can't fulfil.
Hugs
N
I dream of boys with big bulges in their trousers,
Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.
…and look forward to meeting you in Cóito.
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kick my ass
So say what you want
(You know I'm wasting all my time)
You've gotta mean it when you say what you want
(You're only safe when you're alone)
And everybody's on your mind
Saying anything to get you by
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Jedediah
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Sorry Aussie, nodded off there for a while.
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin.
Cheers
E Te Atua tukuna mai ki au te Mauri tauki te tango i nga mea
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cossie
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... confirm that Manhattan and Berlin have been taken. A European Union spokesperson asked that anyone finding Berlin should avoid touching it, but should report the discovery to their local lost-property office. He admitted that EU sources were puzzled by the whole affair, but had expressed disappointment that those responsible had not taken the rest of New York, together with Washington, DC - having first established that the President was in residence at the White House.
Meanwhile, European farmers are concerned by the sudden appearance of large numbers of apparently unconscious kangaroos and kiwis in the countryside. At first, it was thought that they were inebriated, but it now appears that they are simply of low intelligence and incapable of speaking proper English. Arrangements will be made to exterminate them humanely by drowning as soon as a sufficient quantity of Foster's becomes available.
And now for the Sports News ....
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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How does a Kiwi find a sheep in long grass?
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Verrrry satisfying
Aussie
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Australia is proof that God has a sense of humour!
E Te Atua tukuna mai ki au te Mauri tauki te tango i nga mea
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cossie
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... just poke 'em enough, and they'll start fighting among themselves and leave the rest of us alone!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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Don't you worry, we'll stick together down here and may even start to gang up on you stirrers.
Aussie
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Of course, just look at our wildlife, and not only the animals either.
Aussie
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You tell them Aussie!
Poke them enough???
cheers
E Te Atua tukuna mai ki au te Mauri tauki te tango i nga mea
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cossie
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Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
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Coarse Kiwis misunderstanding the elegant English verb 'to poke'. It simply means to forcibly apply the end of a finger to the ribs of the offending individual - or, in the case of antipodeans, the anus may be substituted for the ribs!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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Aussie
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Lucky us. Or in the case of our nybors, maybe a sheep.
Aussie
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