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timmy
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Has no life at all |
Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
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I was lulled into one. Never go that route!
I am not keen on hairy scrotums and hairy "tween leg areas". Both are tactile reasons - I like the feel of lack of hair. The second is also a hygiene thing.
Over the years I have shaved. If you ever tried shaving a scrotum you wil know the bunting and frolics that involves. So, to the supermarket for "sensitive skin hair removal products".
I was wise. I patch tested. No adverse reaction. I plastered and waited and removed hair. Oh joy, oh rapture.
A few days later I repeated the exercise. No ill effects, no hair. We were onto a winner, my hairy bits and I 
Today I tried it again. It's been a couple of weeks since the last try. I expected all to go smoothly (yes a pun). I now have fiery nether regions. The product seems to have made me sensitive to it and it is not pleasant at all. Fiery butt-crack is not my idea of an amusing evening.
I am back, when all dies down, to the trusty mach 3.
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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Jedediah
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Likes it here |
Location: Made in NZ
Registered: March 2006
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Lol. Sorry, but that's funny. Typing standing up are you,timmy?
cheers
E Te Atua tukuna mai ki au te Mauri tauki te tango i nga mea
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timmy
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Has no life at all |
Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
Messages: 13796
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It's not funny from where I am! I need to hang it all out in the breeze!
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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marc
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Needs to get a life! |
Registered: March 2003
Messages: 4729
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Now that is funny....
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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Aussie
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Really getting into it |
Registered: August 2006
Messages: 475
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As Nigel said in another thread
>You have to be prepared to take the consequences of your actions.
But I guess you are just looking for some sympathy. So here it is
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Ouch. diddums.
Aussie
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timmy
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Has no life at all |
Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
Messages: 13796
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Trust ne, I have hair in plenty. There are just places I pefer not to have it.
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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Timmy, didn't you read the instructions first? They warn you about using the stuff on the genital area.
If you're a masochist you could try waxing as per Channel 4 prog.
A wet shave gives me shaving rash, but you can get away with it on the genitals themselves, otherwise I use a Remington body hair trimmer with various attachments and that worked much better. (£25 in Argos)
Hugs
Nigel
I dream of boys with big bulges in their trousers,
Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.
…and look forward to meeting you in Cóito.
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I feel the same way about hair in the ummm nether regions. Years ago I had the same experience with a hair removal product. Since then I have stayed with my old tried and true method of using hair conditioner rather than water or shaving cream and a good multi blade razor preferably with one of those little aloe strips.
I’m curious though, what was the hair removal product? I haven’t checked them out in years and I have always liked the idea of a razorless method. Maybe I can tolerate this one.
::-)
People will tell you where they've gone
They'll tell you where to go
But till you get there yourself you never really know
Where some have found their paradise
Other's just come to harm
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Aussie
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Really getting into it |
Registered: August 2006
Messages: 475
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Or if you are really, really masochistic try an Emjoi. It'll really give you a buzz.
Aussie
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cossie
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On fire! |
Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
Registered: July 2003
Messages: 1699
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Are you suggesting that some men are hairy? Ugh! I thought everyone else was like me, almost hairless (below the neck, at least!) and absolutely wonderful in every imaginable way.
Come to think of it, I may have seen pics of hairy men, but I assumed that they were neatly-trimmed domesticated gorillas.
(Exits stage left, laughing uncontrollably!)
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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Aussie
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Really getting into it |
Registered: August 2006
Messages: 475
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Anyway it must beat getting dags.
Aussie ;-D ;-D  )
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Aussie
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Really getting into it |
Registered: August 2006
Messages: 475
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Timmy, there seems to be an extaordinary amount of interest in hairy scrotums. 255 readings so far. Can you actually vouch for our safety here?
Aussie
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cossie
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On fire! |
Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
Registered: July 2003
Messages: 1699
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I'd better remove my hairless scrotum fast! (From the board, you fool! From the board!) Mind you, I do have an extremely attractive, albeit minimal, clump of pubes!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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Aussie
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Really getting into it |
Registered: August 2006
Messages: 475
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I'll lay a wager (us Aussies just love a bit of a gamble) that you get it waxed into a brazilian style.
Aussie
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According to that highly underrated song by Flanders and Swann - 'The English, the English, the English are best, I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest' - all Scots are hairy. It's a requirement.
Hugs
Nigel
[Updated on: Tue, 31 October 2006 09:56]
I dream of boys with big bulges in their trousers,
Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.
…and look forward to meeting you in Cóito.
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Apply the Woolworth's motto:
'You may look, but you're not allowed to touch.'
Hugs
N
I dream of boys with big bulges in their trousers,
Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.
…and look forward to meeting you in Cóito.
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Cossie wrote:
>Mind you, I do have an extremely attractive, albeit minimal, clump of pubes!<
We'll be the judge of that, thank very much.
Hugs
N
I dream of boys with big bulges in their trousers,
Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.
…and look forward to meeting you in Cóito.
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cossie
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On fire! |
Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
Registered: July 2003
Messages: 1699
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However did you know?
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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Aussie
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Really getting into it |
Registered: August 2006
Messages: 475
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Just intuition;-)
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cossie
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On fire! |
Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
Registered: July 2003
Messages: 1699
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I can't take any more! I'm off to bed, singing 'Land of Hope and Glory' at a high rate of decibels!
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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Timmy, I thought you objected to the removal of bits of our body that we were born with. LOL )
The paradox has often been noted that the United States, founded in secularism, is now the most religiose country in Christendom, while England, with an established church headed by its constitutional monarch, is among the least. (Richard Dawkins, 2006)
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timmy
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Has no life at all |
Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
Messages: 13796
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Well, the butt crack never seemed to be genitals. Anyway, why would a real man read instructions?
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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Timmy wrote:
>Anyway, why would a real man read instructions?<
We're gay - do we count as real men?
[I shall now crawl off and remain in hiding for the rest of the day.]
Hugs
N
I dream of boys with big bulges in their trousers,
Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.
…and look forward to meeting you in Cóito.
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timmy
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Has no life at all |
Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
Messages: 13796
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I don't eat quiche, ergo I am a real man.
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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Immac, or 'Veet' as it is now did the same to my chest. First 2 try's and I was fine. 3rd time, chest was covered in a terrible rash that kept bleeding. Now I dunno about nether regions, but one would not assume a chest to be a 'Sensative Skin' area, so whats happening?
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timmy
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Has no life at all |
Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
Messages: 13796
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That's the brute. Veet. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Still, all is better now. And so smooth!
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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timmy
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Has no life at all |
Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
Messages: 13796
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Duhhhh. That's why I tried to remove only the dead bits!
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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Aussie
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Really getting into it |
Registered: August 2006
Messages: 475
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I think we must have a lot of bikie lurkers who google hairy scrotums.
I tried it but didn't find where it led here.
I found a lot of interesting sites though.
Aussie
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cossie
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On fire! |
Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
Registered: July 2003
Messages: 1699
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"And Jacob said to Rebekah his mother: 'Behold, Esau my Brother is an hairy man, and I am a smooth man.' "
So it can't possibly be a racial characteristic. I'm quite definitely a smooth operator, so stop yer ticklin', Jock!
And, of course, Flanders and Swann were known for their skilful satire; the extract you quote obviously means that the English THINK that they're best, though anyone with any intelligence would realise that such a notion is absolutely preposterous.
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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cossie
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On fire! |
Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
Registered: July 2003
Messages: 1699
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... or indeed at any other secluded and mutually acceptable convenience!
{PS - for puzzled Americans, 'convenience' = bathroom or rest-room!)
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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