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tim
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Location: UK, West of London in Ber...
Registered: February 2002
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Students at a Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.
They are all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. Then the professor started the class by telling them:
"In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor:
The first is that it is necessary that you don't get disgusted." The Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the butt of the dead body, withdrew it, and then stuck his finger in his mouth and sucked it.
"Go ahead and do the same thing" he told his students. The students freaked
out, hesitated and subsequently taking turns, sunk their finger in the butt of the dead body and sucked it after withdrawing it.
When everyone finished the Professor looked at them and told them: "The second is observation, I inserted my middle finger and sucked the index. Pay attention people."
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mihangel
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Location: UK
Registered: July 2002
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There was an announcement over the PA system on a crowded train saying that if there was a catholic priest on board, his services were urgently needed in Coach H. None responded, but an Anglican clergyman felt it his duty to offer what comfort he could. The person in trouble turned out to be an Irishman clutching an unopened bottle.
"Och, it's good of you to trouble, Father," he said, "but I reckon I'm beyond your help. I asked for a catholic priest because he's the sort who'd most likely be carrying a corkscrew with him."
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Two old Irish drinking buddies had long ago made a solemn vow that if one of them should pass away, then the other would pour a pint of beer on the grave.
One of them passed on; and after the funeral, a policeman who happened by the cemetery sees this man urinating on a grave.
"For the love o' God, man!" the policeman exclaimed as he ran to the grave. "What in heaven's name are ye doin'?"
The man explained how this was his friend's grave, and the pact they had made.
"Saints alive!" the ever more exasperated policeman cried, "You're not pouring a pint of beer on this poor man's grave!"
"Oh, yes I am," the man retorted. "I just thought I'd strain it through me kidneys first!"
We do not remember days...we remember moments.
Cesare Pavese
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AAAARRRRGGGHHH!!
"Be excellent to each other, and, party on dudes"!
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mt
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Registered: November 2002
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LOL!!
Although you say intriguing I think it’s a great and very funny joke!
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