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timmy
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Why would anyone want to "Ejaculate like a pornstar"?
What's the thinking behind spamming people to allegedly increase the volume of ejaculate?
Do people really want to hose the opposite side of the street down and put out forest fires?
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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I had that one too.
Usually they are all about "pleasing women". How sexist (objectifying) and heterocentric.
I would rather eat dog worming tablets than buy from these people on the internet. At least I would know that the dog worming tablets are dog worming tablets.
David
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timmy
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But being hosed down tends not to please ladies, whose receptacle has a closed end, pretty much. Thus they end up sleeping in the wet spot far more than they would normally.
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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Ah, so far from allowing them selflessly to improve things for their beloved, those emails primarily appeal to selfish men who want to feel better about themselves. What a surprise!
The same, so they say, goes about penis length. It's not what you've got, but how you use it. Of course, it wouldn't be in the spammers' best interests to tell you that.
Personally, I don't know whether to be insecure about size or not (I simply don't know how I rank), but, quite frankly, I'd much rather have my brain than any particular outward appearance. The same applied a few months back, as well.
David
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unless you're exceptionally small, most penis' are quite effective at achieving their various objectives and providing pleasure to all parties involved.
i wonder very much whether those people gullible enough to answer such emails and request products get what they expected, or indeed, anything at all.
even where i to be interested in such products, i'd rather order off a reputable website from a known company, where at least you cann trust to the safety and reliability of the product in question, be it penis enhancements, hair removal, drugs or whatever other nonsense.
Odi et amo: quare id faciam, fortasse requiris.
Nescio, set fieri sentio et excrucior
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tBP said,
>unless you're exceptionally small, most penis' are quite effective at achieving their various objectives and providing pleasure to all parties involved.
Yup, I don't think size is a cause for concern. The problem is more one of experience (if you've seen some of the past topics in which I've discussed this you'll understand).
David
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timmy
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Well there are two different things here.
One is size. The simple answer is that even a micropenis that is fully functioning is all that is needed biologically. Though people do mention that one can be either too small or too large.
However, the great majority of men have a penis that is within the normal range for length and girth, so I think a;lmost no-one you pass in the street should ever be worried. And nor should you.
The volume of ejaculate is ludicrous in current porn films. They use several techniques. The orgasm per se is shown rather more than once through, often with very poor edits. It' s rather like the movie car explosion happening 28 or 29 times. Additionally they secrete containers of wall paper paste about the set in order to "give a little extra". We know this because we've seen documentaries about porn films!
A scant teaspoonful is fine.
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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timmy wrote:
> Though people do mention that one can be either too small or too large.
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Actually, as long as you love - or at least like - the guy the penis is attached to, there's always plenty of things you can do. It's just that some things are easier if he has a little dick (like giving him a blowjob), some things easier with a gi-normous one (like inter-crural sex).
Having had sex a couple of times with a really nice guy who has a 70mm (under three inches) penis, I can say that it was much more fun than having sex with a guy with a 250mm penis (around ten inches) - just because the better-hung guy was a total jerk.
Truly, the mind is the most important sex organ.
"The ultimate weakness of violence is that it is a descending spiral, begetting the very thing it seeks to destroy. ... Returning violence for violence multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night devoid of stars." Martin Luther King
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