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I really did think that this was too good to pass up and had to share it with you all. Sorry if any of you have seen it before but this is my first tim and I laughed myself silly.
FOUR FRIENDS AT A REUNION
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who
remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a
successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and
Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now
he's the president of the company. He became so rich he gave his best friend a
top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy.
He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become
a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the
majority of its assets. He's so rich he gave his best friend a brand new jet for
his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities
and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and
is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive
to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the
restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes
of our sons... What about your son?" The fourth man replied:
"My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."
The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."
The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed? He's my son and I l love him!
And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he
received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top
of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
And now JimB what is there to be ashamed about when you are gay?
"And so the lion fell in love with the Lamb"
"What a stupid Lamb"
"What a sick, masochistic lion"
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