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marc
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Needs to get a life! |
Registered: March 2003
Messages: 4729
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god damn it!!!
i was trying to come up with something i could eat and actually hold down... an organic squash and was pealing it.
Of course a piece had to fall to the floor. when i bent over to get it and throw it away i became dizzy, lost my balance, reached tor the counter and tipped the cutting board. of course the razor sharp 10 inch chefs knife just had to find the calf if my right leg...
So much for dinner!
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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timmy
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Has no life at all |
Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
Messages: 13796
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we are most definitely going to have to have you exorcised. this accident prone stuff is too much
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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im still sorry dont do anything rash while im away
What A Wonderful catariciture of intamacy,
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saben
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On fire! |
Registered: May 2003
Messages: 1537
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I think you need a live-in medic, Marc.
Look at this tree. I cannot make it blossom when it suits me nor make it bear fruit before its time [...] No matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.
Master Oogway
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This wouldn't have happened if you'd been eating fish sticks!!!!
We're gonna chip in and buy you a medieval suit of armour! ::-)
Youth crisis hot-line 866-488-7386, 24 hr (U.S.A.)
There are people who want to help you cope with being you.
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