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ChowanFarmBoy
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Registered: January 1970
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Ok. This sounds too stupid to be believed, but a dude I know told me this story and I can't bring my self to ask Jon's father if it could really happen. Do you think this is possible???
A long time ago there apparently was a group of gay dudes who got off putting gerbils into their assholes and letting the gerbil move around in there. Whew! Ok, well whatever!
So these guys got this plastic tube, and put it into one guys ass, and put the gerbil in and pushed it down. The guy said he couldn't feel the gerbil moving and maybe it had died and asked the other dude to look. The other guy couldn't see down the tube into his friend's ass, and lit a match to get some light!
The gas in the dude's ass ignited, the gerbil blew out of the tube, and broke the other guy's nose.
Possible?
Is there a doctor in the house?
Ok. Another gay medical question.
Also years ago it apparently was fashionable in the gay world to give each other enemas. Warm wine enemas were supposed to be very erotic and the ass absorbed the alcohol fast ans it gave the guys instant rushes.
So these two dudes are into giving each other these enemas. One of the dudes discovers that his partner is cheating on him with an old boyfriend, and prepares a special enema made with plaster of paris.
So the guy gives his partner the plaster of paris enema, and the dude like cements right up. I mean the dude's guts turn to stone! The story is that they had to rush the guy to the hospital and do bowel resections and the enema giver took off and there was a search for him and everything and he did time in prison for it.
Can this be true?
Doctor Dee, Doctor Dee, Doctor Moo, Doctor Moo, oxygen therapist, oxygen therapist.
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marc
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Registered: March 2003
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Yup...... its true
Please dont ask how I know........
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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ChowanFarmBoy
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Registered: January 1970
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So the gerbil fart cannon is true? Or the plaster of paris enema is true? Or both are true?
Poor gerbils. What a way to go.
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marc
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Registered: March 2003
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Gerbal......
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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I thought I'd heard this before, and I've discovered where: the Urban Legend Reference Pages at snopes.com. They say it's false, and their research tends to be pretty reasonable (much better than hearsay), so I'd tend to believe them.
Unless, that is, Marc, you can explain how you know it's true ... 
http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp
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marc
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Registered: March 2003
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Do I have photos, film, an affidavit, no...... but i know....
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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