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I am so crushed. After all this time I have yet to get an email from a perv. I just must not be cute enough.  ;-D
Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you......
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timmy
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Has no life at all |
Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
Messages: 13796
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hhaahahahahahahahaa.
And now you expect the floodgates to open?
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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Nah.... I got my Jeff and thats plenty and I got my best friends Eldon and Jonny. Someone made the comments about getting all this email from older dudes and I just dont see it, so makes me think he is just full of it or just wishful thinking
Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you......
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ChowanFarmBoy
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Toe is in the water |
Registered: January 1970
Messages: 93
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Hey boy! (heh heh heh)
Got any naked pictures boy? (heh heh heh wheeze wheeze)
Hey boy! You gotta big one? (wheeze heh heh)
What kinda underwear you wearin'? (heh heh heh wheeze cough)
Sorry kid, it's my emphesema, so you like jerkin' off? (heh heh wheeze)
Send me some pictures (wheeze wheeze)
You got a big dick to match that cute smile? (WHEEZE....thud)
Sorry kid, I fainted. (pant pant wheeze heh heh)
So you jerk off every night? (wheeze pant pant wheeze)
Send me some naked pictures! (wheeze cough cough cough)
Hold on kid lemme hook up my oxygen (wheeze wheeze)
I'm gettin' too excited here (wheeze cough hack hack)
Boy I ain't had a boner this hard in fifty years! (wheeze wheeze heh heh heh)
Send me some pictures alright? (wheeze)
I think I got a boner anyway (wheeze cough)
I can't exactly see it 'cause a' my beer gut (wheeze hack hack)
Send me some naked pictures alright! (wheeze wheeze)
I gotta go now kid don't forget them naked pictures now, hear? (wheeze)
It's time for me to take my Metamucel (cough cough wheeze)
Send me the goddamn pictures boy don't make me tell you again. (wheeze cough hack)
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timmy
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Has no life at all |
Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
Messages: 13796
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I think one has to recognise that pervmail is out there, and know how to handle it, but I also think it is probably the exception. Now I would not know this for sure, because I am an older dude and I also don't get pervmail.
If we come back for a second to seriousness, you are unlikely to know the person emailing you is a pervert until you meet them and discover that the lissome, attractive teenager is a fat, bald old freak with a glass of Coke and rohypnol for you!
If they introduce themselves as "forty, fat and full of fleas" by email, at least you know! But hiding that behind "16, slim, yadda yadda yadda..." is different.
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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Hmm, Curtis, I must try and think of something to e-mail you about.
Hugs
N
I dream of boys with big bulges in their trousers,
Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.
…and look forward to meeting you in Cóito.
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timmy
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Has no life at all |
Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
Messages: 13796
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You reminded me of someone I used to teach sailing with when I was 19 or so and he was 17/18. He had this routine, in a very pervy voice indeed. It went:
"Hello little boy, want a humbug (leer)......
There's one in my pocket..... (leer)
You'll have to dig deep for it....... (Leer)
It's a bit dusty, you'll have to rub it .........(extreme leer)
Ahhhhh.........(gasp) you made it melt........(cut to heavy breathing)"
This was in what one might call our "faux homosexual" phase. Well, his, anyway.
I reminded him of his character sketch a while ago by email. We've been emailing on and off over the years. I think it was something he wished to forget. I think that may be because he is rather senior here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GCHQ and I suspect it may be a little awkward if he ever had to explain it
When I say "senior" I mean in the same way that cleanliness is next to godliness
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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timmy
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Has no life at all |
Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
Messages: 13796
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"I have some puppies in my car, want to come and see?"
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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This is just to funny
Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you......
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Hi Curtis,
I've never had peculiar messages from anyone on or off-board, except for the very, very occasional spam, which I think everyone else got too. Possibly I'm too old. I was 20 when I started posting regularly here. Now I'm 23, I'm positively ancient.
If you participate in discussions and things for long enough, you will find that people of all ages and inclinations email you to say hello, or to clarify a post, but, as far as I remember, all the people who have done that to me have been respectable and regular posters, and usually known in real life to at least one other member of the board.
I'm very interested to hear whether you've had any pervy messages now you've made the invitation, though.
David
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I got a couple of letters from a couple of regulars here so I wouldnt be so dissappointed. lol
I personally dont think there are any pervs on this board even lurking. So the guy that said he got all those mails was just wishful thinking.
Sweet dreams till sunbeams find you......
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