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Jon's French Homework [message #46439]

Tue, 30 October 2007 14:12

JFR

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Location: Israel
Registered: October 2004
Messages: 1367

Jon,

Permit me to suggest that you revise your new sig. Since you insist on having it in French, let's get it right.

My guess is that this is what you really want to say:

Tu me permets de te caresser dans l'endroit secret spécial sous tes couilles.

Or maybe you meant to say

Laisse-moi te caresser l'endroit secret spécial sous tes couilles.

("Balles" is as in tennis and what we put into the maw of cannons.)

End of lesson. Time for a break.

J F R

PS. If there are any real francophones lurking on this list please correct anything that requires correction. Wink

[Updated on: Tue, 30 October 2007 15:33]

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Re: Jon's French Homework [message #46450 is a reply to message #46439]

Tue, 30 October 2007 23:08

Nigel

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Location: England
Registered: November 2003
Messages: 1756

I think you have just about hit the nail on the head, JFR. No argument there.

Hugs
N

I dream of boys with big bulges in their trousers,
Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.

…and look forward to meeting you in Cóito.

Hey, JFR, you have hidden depths ... [message #46458 is a reply to message #46439]

Wed, 31 October 2007 02:54

cossie

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Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
Registered: July 2003
Messages: 1699

... I didn't realise that you were a multilingual pedant. Scary!

For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.

Re: Hey, JFR, you have hidden depths ... [message #46463 is a reply to message #46458]

Wed, 31 October 2007 08:43

Nigel

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Location: England
Registered: November 2003
Messages: 1756

Obviously a cunning linguist.

Hugs
N

I dream of boys with big bulges in their trousers,
Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.

…and look forward to meeting you in Cóito.

Re: Jon's French Homework [message #46465 is a reply to message #46439]

Wed, 31 October 2007 12:53

ChowanFarmBoy

Toe is in the water

Registered: January 1970
Messages: 93

I think Jon was trying to say that he wanted to sniff or smell a boy up in that secret special place under his balls. I was trying to say that I like getting my face the crotch of a hairy boy...

But since four years of North Carolina high school French wasn't up the the Forum's high standards, we decided to go without signature lines. What can you expect when the teacher goes home and listens to Berlitz lessons and then teaches them the next day? They don't even offer French in our school anymore.