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needs almost no words from me [message #46445]

Tue, 30 October 2007 22:39

timmy

Has no life at all

Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
Messages: 13796

So you won't get any Smile

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM2P5siTXcA

I don't think you need German to work it out

[Updated on: Tue, 30 October 2007 22:39]

Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School

Re: needs almost no words from me [message #46446 is a reply to message #46445]

Tue, 30 October 2007 22:53

Deeej

Needs to get a life!

Location: Berkshire, UK
Registered: March 2005
Messages: 3281

Makes no sense to me whatsoever. I don't speak any German.

David

Re: needs almost no words from me [message #46447 is a reply to message #46446]

Tue, 30 October 2007 22:55

timmy

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Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
Messages: 13796

Treat it as a mime!

Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School

Re: needs almost no words from me [message #46449 is a reply to message #46445]

Tue, 30 October 2007 23:05

Nigel

On fire!

Location: England
Registered: November 2003
Messages: 1756

It does not make full sense to me and I am fluent in German. Because the son is drunk his speech is slurred and he obviously tells his father it's his first time. First time for what? Being drunk? Father invites son to take a beer from the fridge and sit down to tell him all about it. The son accepts the beer, but declines the offer to sit down and talk. End.

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Re: needs almost no words from me [message #46451 is a reply to message #46447]

Tue, 30 October 2007 23:22

Jim Pettit

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Location: United States
Registered: June 2005
Messages: 121

I get it. It's a BMW commercial. The kid comes in all shy asking to use the BMW to impress a girl on a date. The dad says no at first, but after the kid pleads, dad gives in and says, "OK but use a rubber and don't get the seats all messy". The kid leaves to get the keys from his father's coat while the dad ponders his decision. BMW cuts in at the end saying, Our seats are child proof". (I don't speak German either...how did I do Timmy?)

Re: needs almost no words from me [message #46452 is a reply to message #46449]

Tue, 30 October 2007 23:33

marc

Needs to get a life!

Registered: March 2003
Messages: 4729

He just got fucked.......

Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...

Re: needs almost no words from me [message #46455 is a reply to message #46445]

Wed, 31 October 2007 02:28

CallMePaul

Really getting into it

Location: U.S.A.
Registered: April 2007
Messages: 907

It's the oldest joke in the world. The kid says "congratulate me Father, I just got my first piece of ass." The Dad says "so, how did you like it?". The kid turns and waddles away saying "my ass is sore."

I don't know German either, but I remember the joke.

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Re: needs almost no words from me [message #46461 is a reply to message #46451]

Wed, 31 October 2007 07:39

timmy

Has no life at all

Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
Messages: 13796

Let me see...... Ah yes. 100% wrong, but sounds pretty good anyway!

Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School

Re: needs almost no words from me [message #46466 is a reply to message #46455]

Wed, 31 October 2007 12:54

Jim Pettit

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Location: United States
Registered: June 2005
Messages: 121

Oh yes Paul, looking at it again I can see that would work. I thought the kid was walking stiff legged because his girl had him all hot and bothered and he was looking forward to an exciting afternoon. I've never had my ass had, so I was at a disadvantage. Razz

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