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A funn y thing happened on the way to the forum....  [message #46554] Fri, 02 November 2007 23:25 Go to next message
marc is currently offline  marc

Needs to get a life!

Registered: March 2003
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While i was waiting for this to open in my browser the phone rings.....

A lady says, "Where you at" in a rather country accent....

I say, "I'm at my desk" a pause, then I add, "Who is this?"

She replies, "Your daughter..."

Hmmm, I think quickly to myself, then say, "How can that be?"

To my most difficult question she replied, "HUH!" in a mostly gutteral tone.

As i could not really respond in kind to her exclaimation I informed her, "I cant be your dad. See, I am queer and don't stick it where it smells like fish."

I think she went right to her knees and began praying, expounding liberally on the evils i enjoy and the nine levels of hell I am sure to occupy.

To that i said, "Thakns for your inspiring diatrade and I will take it under advisement, honey, use more lube... it's better with more than less..."

She then hung up.........

Oh well.......



Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
icon6.gif Re: A funn y thing happened on the way to the forum....  [message #46563 is a reply to message #46554] Sat, 03 November 2007 12:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
timmy

Has no life at all
Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
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In the most wonderful way, you are a total arsehole! Cool

I'd have loved to be a fly on her wall afterwards.

For non Brits here you need to understand this this is a "loving insult". Anyone in any doubt, consult me before tirading!



Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
Re: A funn y thing happened on the way to the forum....  [message #46566 is a reply to message #46563] Sat, 03 November 2007 12:32 Go to previous message
marc is currently offline  marc

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Registered: March 2003
Messages: 4729



Smoooch.....;-D



Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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