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marc
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What was going through the guys mind, long ago, when he looked at the back of a cow and thought to himself......
"I'm going to suck on one of those and swallow whatever comes out".
Just wondering......
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timmy
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The thing is, did he? And if so, did he also do the same with horse, dogs, pigs, sheep etc?
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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cossie
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... but the likelihood is that, having domesticated wild cattle of one sort or another as a source of meat, man discovered that cattle have a curious lactation cycle, and that they leak if insufficiently suckled. So he did what we've all done with some substance or other: he took a drop on the end of his finger, gave it a sniff and a lick and decided it wasn't half bad. From then, he simply worked out how to cheat the calves and get more for himself.
We modern humans are unjustifiably complacent - we tend to forget that the brain mass of Neanderthal Man was greater than our own.
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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marc
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Don't stray from the point..... I didn't ask the methodology....
I asked what was going on in his head, the thoughts leading up to the drop on the end of the finger.... the taste....
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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Having watched their mates nurse their babies and then watching a new born calf nurse at it's mother's utter, I'm sure it didn't take our old cave man long to connect the dots. I really wonder if he sucked on it like a calf though without getting kicked in the head. Milk cows even domistic one are very picky about who can feed at the tap.
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Personally, I think it far more likely that some guy watched his wife suckling their offspring, tried the leftovers, then thought .... what can I get that's like that.
Perhaps not the right sentiment for a gay board, but I understand that a significant proportion of straight men (at least, in contemporary western culture) do in fact sample their wives breastmilk.
"The ultimate weakness of violence is that it is a descending spiral, begetting the very thing it seeks to destroy. ... Returning violence for violence multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night devoid of stars." Martin Luther King
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cossie
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I guess he thought: "Umm, what's this stuff? Must be what the calves drink. Smells OK. Mmm, tastes OK, too. I wonder if I can get some more?
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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That's not a cow, that's a horse and he was one horny cowboy. 
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ROFLMAO
Yeah, Curtis asked Donny one time if he'd ever heard of "stump broke cows?" Of course Donny had heard of them, but claims he never used one.
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