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What do you think?  [message #46576] Sat, 03 November 2007 20:09 Go to next message
marc is currently offline  marc

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What was going through the guys mind, long ago, when he looked at the back of a cow and thought to himself......

"I'm going to suck on one of those and swallow whatever comes out".

Just wondering......



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Re: What do you think?  [message #46579 is a reply to message #46576] Sat, 03 November 2007 22:59 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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The thing is, did he? And if so, did he also do the same with horse, dogs, pigs, sheep etc?



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Umm - the answer's rather boring ...  [message #46584 is a reply to message #46576] Sun, 04 November 2007 05:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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... but the likelihood is that, having domesticated wild cattle of one sort or another as a source of meat, man discovered that cattle have a curious lactation cycle, and that they leak if insufficiently suckled. So he did what we've all done with some substance or other: he took a drop on the end of his finger, gave it a sniff and a lick and decided it wasn't half bad. From then, he simply worked out how to cheat the calves and get more for himself.

We modern humans are unjustifiably complacent - we tend to forget that the brain mass of Neanderthal Man was greater than our own.



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Re: What do you think?  [message #46589 is a reply to message #46576] Sun, 04 November 2007 06:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
marc is currently offline  marc

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Don't stray from the point..... I didn't ask the methodology....

I asked what was going on in his head, the thoughts leading up to the drop on the end of the finger.... the taste....



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Re: What do you think?  [message #46590 is a reply to message #46589] Sun, 04 November 2007 06:30 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Jim Pettit is currently offline  Jim Pettit

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Having watched their mates nurse their babies and then watching a new born calf nurse at it's mother's utter, I'm sure it didn't take our old cave man long to connect the dots. I really wonder if he sucked on it like a calf though without getting kicked in the head. Milk cows even domistic one are very picky about who can feed at the tap.
Re: What do you think?  [message #46613 is a reply to message #46576] Mon, 05 November 2007 02:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Personally, I think it far more likely that some guy watched his wife suckling their offspring, tried the leftovers, then thought .... what can I get that's like that.

Perhaps not the right sentiment for a gay board, but I understand that a significant proportion of straight men (at least, in contemporary western culture) do in fact sample their wives breastmilk.



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Well, I did say it was boring!  [message #46615 is a reply to message #46589] Mon, 05 November 2007 02:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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I guess he thought: "Umm, what's this stuff? Must be what the calves drink. Smells OK. Mmm, tastes OK, too. I wonder if I can get some more?



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Re: What do you think?  [message #46636 is a reply to message #46576] Mon, 05 November 2007 16:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: What do you think?  [message #46655 is a reply to message #46636] Mon, 05 November 2007 21:31 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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That's not a cow, that's a horse and he was one horny cowboy. Wink

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Re: What do you think?  [message #46659 is a reply to message #46655] Mon, 05 November 2007 21:56 Go to previous message
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ROFLMAO
Yeah, Curtis asked Donny one time if he'd ever heard of "stump broke cows?" Of course Donny had heard of them, but claims he never used one.
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