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Fun from Down Under  [message #46885] Mon, 12 November 2007 21:01 Go to next message
Whitewaterkid is currently offline  Whitewaterkid

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A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint

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when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,

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"Hey Koala! What are you doing?"

The koala said, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala
where they enjoyed a few joints.

After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was "dry"
and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far
over and fell into the river.

A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and
helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,
"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he
was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree,
got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked

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into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was
sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,
"Hey you!"

So the koala looked down at him and said,

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"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude.....
How much water did you drink?!!"
Re: Fun from Down Under  [message #46896 is a reply to message #46885] Mon, 12 November 2007 23:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Jim Pettit is currently offline  Jim Pettit

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Loved thje story Whitewaterkid. I hope it had a happy ending. I've heard very bad reports about those crocodiles down under. (Or is that UPunder? David has me all confused.) :-/
Re: Fun from Down Under  [message #46904 is a reply to message #46885] Tue, 13 November 2007 04:37 Go to previous message
CallMePaul is currently offline  CallMePaul

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Oh my God! I laughed till I peed. You owe me a change of underwear!



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