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Over the past few months not a day passes - indeed, not an hour passes - that I do not receive huge amounts of spam telling me that I need to increase the size of my penis, that there are wonderful solutions available etc etc etc.
I am most grateful to these thousands of people who are so solicitous of my sexual well-being. It is heartwarming to think that all those spammers out there were so concerned just about little me - or my little.
What I don't understand is: how do they know? I have never told anybody!
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Little J F R
The paradox has often been noted that the United States, founded in secularism, is now the most religiose country in Christendom, while England, with an established church headed by its constitutional monarch, is among the least. (Richard Dawkins, 2006)
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marc
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Needs to get a life! |
Registered: March 2003
Messages: 4729
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I thought everyone knew.....
I mean, everyone I know knows..... and they say that all the peopel they know knows.....
Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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... apparently the ladies are falling over themselves to get to me:
>Hello! I am tired today. I am nice girl that would like to chat with you. Email me at tuk@YourOnset.info only, because I am writing not from my personal email. Wanna see some pictures of me?
Well, it's just too bad for them!
I have also received an email today from Nicholas Cage, no less, trying to sell me Cialis Soft Tabs. I heard that a couple of his recent films have flopped, but has he really been reduced to this?
David
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Deeej wrote:
>I have also received an email today from Nicholas Cage, no less, trying to sell me Cialis Soft Tabs. I heard that a couple of his recent films have flopped, but has he really been reduced to this?<
Obviously Cage should be using the Cialis on his films!!!
Hugs
N
I dream of boys with big bulges in their trousers,
Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.
…and look forward to meeting you in Cóito.
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timmy
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Has no life at all |
Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
Messages: 13796
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There are special cameras in urinals. And the scrotum has a bar code in the wrinkles with your contact details
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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cossie
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On fire! |
Location: Exiled in North East Engl...
Registered: July 2003
Messages: 1699
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I always thought the cameras were in lavatory pans, and the barcode was in your anal wrinkles. You mean I've been wearing several yards of elastoplast for nothing?
For a' that an' a' that,
It's comin' yet for a' that,
That man tae man, the worrld o'er
Shall brithers be, for a' that.
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timmy
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Has no life at all |
Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
Messages: 13796
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If Depp had sent them then I'd be buying them. But Cage? No, that puts me right off!
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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