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So there was this dude who was supposed to play a round of golf with three of his friends one Saturday morning, but he forgot to set his alarm clock, and he overslept.
Knowing his friends, he knew they wouldn't wait around, and he tore out to the golf club hoping to catch them before they had played too many holes. When he got to the starter's box he didn't see anyone he knew, and talked to the pro.
"Don't worry about it!" Said the golf pro. "See that threesome on the first tee? I know all those men and they're wonderful fellows. Just go out and introduce yourself, and they'd be delighted to have you make their group a foursome."
Thanking the golf pro and the starter, the man walked out and to his surprise who should be on the first tee but Moses, Jesus and God.
"Well!" Thought the man. "This is pretty exaulted company to be playing golf!" But he introduced himself, and they were all so natural and warm that he forgot his misgivings and they drew blades of grass for honors.
Moses teed up first, and drove a very respectable drive right in the center of the fairway. Then Jesus followed and landed his first drive just slightly past that of Moses. Then the gentleman drove, and got his right where he usually did, neither poor nor brilliant.
Then God teed up, and took a mighty swing, and connected with the ball, which went straight up in the air, and returned to earth about ten feet away. God just shook his head and snapped his fingers.
Out from the rough ran a little rabbit, which took the ball in it's mouth and started running down the fairway. God then put his fingers to his teeth and blew a piercing whistle.
Out from the woods darted a red fox, which grabbed the rabbt that had the ball, and the fox ran towards the green. Then God clapped his hands.
From overhead a bald eagle swooped down, grabbed the fox that had the rabbit that had the ball, flew directly over the first green, shook the whole ensamble, and the ball popped out of the rabbit's teeth and fell straight down into the first cup.
Jesus turned to God and said, "Dad, are you gonna play golf or are you gonna fuck around all day?"
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