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So there were these two dudes who were playing a quiet round one weekday, and they came up to the seventh tee, wich was the start of a long par five, across a water hazard and dogleg left onto a tiny green. They noticed a pair of ladies in the water hazard in the little valley, trying with all their might to get their balls out of the mud.
One fellow turned to the other and said, "Hank, walk down there and ask the ladies if they would mind allowing us to drive through, and then they can have the hole for the rest of the afternoon if they need it."
So Hank started down the hill, and as he got closer to the two ladies, his steps got slower, and suddenly he turned and walked briskly back up the hill.
"George!" he gasped. "I can't go down there! One of those ladies is my wife, and the other is my mistress!"
"No sweat Hank," said his friend. "We're men of the world, and I understand these things. I'll go talk to them."
So George started down the hill, and as he reached the place where Hank had turned, he too looked long and hard at the two women, and then came back up to the tee.
"Well my friend!" George said. "It's a small world isn't it!"
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