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Two gay lawyers are out playing golf when a ball comes flying over from another hole and pops one right on the noggin. He falls down.
The second gay lawyer storms over to the culprit and says, "You hit my friend, and we're lawyers, and we'll sue the pants off you."
"Oh yeah?" the guilty guy replies. "Well, you can just kiss my ass! And your friend over there can just suck my dick!"
The gay lawyer returns to his friend.
"What happened?" asked the friend.
"He wants to settle out of court."
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