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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.
He said "How bad is it doc? .. My boyfriend and I are going through our civil ceremony next week and He's still still a virgin - in every way!"
The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your Willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."
He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little four-sided splint, and taped it all together; .... an impressive work of art.
The guy mentions none of this to his boyfriend, marries him, and goes on their honeymoon.
That night in the motel room, his partner opened his pants to reveal a truely magnificent set of manly hydraulics. He said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these."
Our friend immediately drops his pants and replies, "Look at his, ....still in the CRATE!"
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My somewhat effeminate golfer friend took a mighty swing through the roughage where his ball had landed. It was a perfect shot and the ball sailed over the trees towards the general direction of the green. He heard a scream, however, at about the time he figured his ball would be landing in play again. Running onto the fairway he saw a man writhing in agony, his hands clasped between his legs. "Oh my God," he says to the injured player. "Forgive me. What can I do to help?" Rather sarcastically, the groaning individual says, "I suppose you could kiss them better, jackass!" Not one to turn down such an offer under any circumstances, my friend dropped to his knees and planted some tender and somewhat eager kisses to the man's package. The groaning stopped immediately. My friend turned a smiling face to the injured man and asked, "did that alleviate the pain any?" "Yes and no" was the reply. The man raised his throbbing hand and said, "your ball hit me in the fingers."
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