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I've just received 2 tempting e-mail offers  >heehee<
In one,from Men's Health Magazine, I have been offered
looking/feeling younger,bulging muscles,and guaranteed
multi-orgasmic experiences every night....in a pill.
From Night Time Body Slim, I have been offered improved
muscle tone, increased energy levels, strong hair and
nails and enhanced skin tone, all occuring while I sleep,
again in a pill.
Now, my question is: What would happen if I took both
pills? How could I sleep to get those um..strong nails
if I'm having um...multi-thingies and if I'm having those,
er...multi-thingies, will I still get increased energy
levels,in which case, someone will have to throw a net
over me. I will need an exorcist.
Geeeez........at 15, so many choices.Internet spam is
such a wonderful thing
smith
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... in the spirit of true scientific enquiry, to try them. Both. At the same time. And see what happens. Recording the results, of course, even if (improbably) you do go to sleep.
On a slight tangent, night-time pills remind me of a gem of an advert (American? 19th century?) which was engraved on my dad's memory and which he wrote out for me before he died:
IF
you want a really fine unsophisticated
FAMILY PILL,
try
DR RUMBOLT'S
kidney-persuading, liver-encouraging
SILENT PERAMBULATOR
(27 in a box).
THIS PILL
is as mild as a pet lamb, and as searching as
A SMALL TOOTHCOMB.
It don't go fooling about, but attends strictly to business,
and is as certain for the middle of the night
as
AN ALARUM-CLOCK
Why was it engraved on my dad's memory? Because he was given it at school, to translate into Greek verse. Good grief.
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If you're gonna do something, you might just as well do it properly. Go for BOTH pills, smith! 
LOL!
-Lenny
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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I keep getting these offers for a pill to enlarge my penis while I sleep. I've never really figured I needed it, though. It seems that my penis is always just a bit larger in the mornings after a good night's sleep. hehehe.
Think good thoughts,
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ROFL!
Heheheh!
(As you can see, I'm laughing lots here, am I really that easily amused or have I ingested some SILENT PERAMBULATORS?)
And one of the highpoints of losing weight, such as I have been amusing myself with these past months, is that it has the positive side-effect of not only making the body more pleasing to the eye, but also giving (back) a few extra centimeters down below the belt. Tee hee! 
-Lenny
"But he that hath the steerage of my course,
direct my sail."
-William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act One, Scene IV
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*Grunt* Buddy! I’m having trouble believing you’re 15!!
I think most of these magic pills have dangerous effects if mixed with another magic pill from another maker! So be careful! If, however, you decide to take both and you’re still around the day after… tell us what happened will you?
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Some geezers on here could do with those pills........lol. 
