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Houston, we have a problem  [message #49046] Fri, 15 February 2008 07:06 Go to next message
JFR is currently offline  JFR

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I try to visit this forum at least once a day, sometimes once every two days. That means that when I do visit there are usually quite a few posts to read.

This (Friday) morning I checked my mail before visiting the forum. One item of mail was the Iomfats Update message. Timmy included a link which I dutifully followed. It turned out to be a post on this message board. After I had read the post I switched back to my mail.

Now that I have the time to return to the forum I discover that my previous visit had marked all the other posts as 'read', even though, of course, I had not read them.

For me that is a problem, because I really don't always have the time to wade through threads in case there might be a post or two in them that I have not seen - and sometimes we create between us some very long threads! So this time I have given up and shall start again on my next visit. My apologies to all those whose posts I have missed. The good thing is, of course, that you won't have to read my long and turgid responses. Very Happy

Is there a solution to this phenomenon? Perhaps Megaman knows.

J F R



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Re: Houston, we have a problem  [message #49047 is a reply to message #49046] Fri, 15 February 2008 07:18 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Don't worry. In an entirely random manner it will also mark individual or groups of posts as unread, too. It's unfathomable.



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Re: Houston, we have a problem  [message #49049 is a reply to message #49046] Fri, 15 February 2008 13:39 Go to previous messageGo to next message
ChowanBoyRedux is currently offline  ChowanBoyRedux

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Hmmm. Well from personal experience, I can say that certain things are very enjoyable when they're long and turgid. And the "long" isn't as important as the "turgid."
Re: Houston, we have a problem  [message #49065 is a reply to message #49049] Fri, 15 February 2008 23:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
CallMePaul is currently offline  CallMePaul

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Boy, you said a 'mouthful'!



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Speaking of turgid.  [message #49068 is a reply to message #49065] Sat, 16 February 2008 01:28 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Whitewaterkid is currently offline  Whitewaterkid

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You know, if there's one problem I don't have it's erectile dysfunction. In fact, with me, and I know with Donny and Dan too, it's just the opposite. It gets turgid at the drop of a hat. I can make it get turgid whenever I think about certain things. Sometimes it gets turgid without me knowing why. And then it seems to want to stay turgid until it gets taken care of. The more I try to will it to go down, the more turgid it becomes.

So why do I get so much spam email traffic offering me Viagra? God, I can't imagine what Viagra would do to me. I'd probably be fucking everything with a hole in it. Hell, I'd be fucking the knot holes in wood. It's bad enough we've all worn grooves in our palms.
Re: Speaking of turgid.  [message #49072 is a reply to message #49068] Sat, 16 February 2008 02:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
CallMePaul is currently offline  CallMePaul

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That reminds me of one of the dirty poems we use to recite in middle school:

When I was young and in my teens
I use to jack off in my jeans.
But now I've grown and have more sense,
I use a knot-hole in a fence.

And as for your turgidly tumescent tinker-toy, that's something that seems to be a problem all the way through the teens. (Hah... I should have such a problem.) But I remember me and half of the boys in Junior High carrying our books, two handedly, in front of our crotches while in the hallways. And every damn fool knows what we were trying to hide. (Either that or it just felt nice rubbing it up against those books while we walked...lol)



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Re: Speaking of turgid.  [message #49074 is a reply to message #49072] Sat, 16 February 2008 12:25 Go to previous message
acam is currently offline  acam

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Well, Jon,

That's why I took to wearing a jockstrap with my penis pointing up even when soft. Then, when it went hard - as you say at the drop of a hat - I didn't have to do much to untangle it and let it rise and it didn't show much more half-hard than completely soft.

Getting other underwear that does this isn't too easy. Eminence used to do some cotton tighty-whities which I used to like. Hom "light colours" are the most comfortable I can find nowadays. They are very stretchy.

Love,
Anthony
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