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I try to visit this forum at least once a day, sometimes once every two days. That means that when I do visit there are usually quite a few posts to read.
This (Friday) morning I checked my mail before visiting the forum. One item of mail was the Iomfats Update message. Timmy included a link which I dutifully followed. It turned out to be a post on this message board. After I had read the post I switched back to my mail.
Now that I have the time to return to the forum I discover that my previous visit had marked all the other posts as 'read', even though, of course, I had not read them.
For me that is a problem, because I really don't always have the time to wade through threads in case there might be a post or two in them that I have not seen - and sometimes we create between us some very long threads! So this time I have given up and shall start again on my next visit. My apologies to all those whose posts I have missed. The good thing is, of course, that you won't have to read my long and turgid responses. 
Is there a solution to this phenomenon? Perhaps Megaman knows.
J F R
The paradox has often been noted that the United States, founded in secularism, is now the most religiose country in Christendom, while England, with an established church headed by its constitutional monarch, is among the least. (Richard Dawkins, 2006)
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Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
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Don't worry. In an entirely random manner it will also mark individual or groups of posts as unread, too. It's unfathomable.
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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Hmmm. Well from personal experience, I can say that certain things are very enjoyable when they're long and turgid. And the "long" isn't as important as the "turgid."
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Boy, you said a 'mouthful'!
Youth crisis hot-line 866-488-7386, 24 hr (U.S.A.)
There are people who want to help you cope with being you.
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You know, if there's one problem I don't have it's erectile dysfunction. In fact, with me, and I know with Donny and Dan too, it's just the opposite. It gets turgid at the drop of a hat. I can make it get turgid whenever I think about certain things. Sometimes it gets turgid without me knowing why. And then it seems to want to stay turgid until it gets taken care of. The more I try to will it to go down, the more turgid it becomes.
So why do I get so much spam email traffic offering me Viagra? God, I can't imagine what Viagra would do to me. I'd probably be fucking everything with a hole in it. Hell, I'd be fucking the knot holes in wood. It's bad enough we've all worn grooves in our palms.
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That reminds me of one of the dirty poems we use to recite in middle school:
When I was young and in my teens
I use to jack off in my jeans.
But now I've grown and have more sense,
I use a knot-hole in a fence.
And as for your turgidly tumescent tinker-toy, that's something that seems to be a problem all the way through the teens. (Hah... I should have such a problem.) But I remember me and half of the boys in Junior High carrying our books, two handedly, in front of our crotches while in the hallways. And every damn fool knows what we were trying to hide. (Either that or it just felt nice rubbing it up against those books while we walked...lol)
Youth crisis hot-line 866-488-7386, 24 hr (U.S.A.)
There are people who want to help you cope with being you.
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Well, Jon,
That's why I took to wearing a jockstrap with my penis pointing up even when soft. Then, when it went hard - as you say at the drop of a hat - I didn't have to do much to untangle it and let it rise and it didn't show much more half-hard than completely soft.
Getting other underwear that does this isn't too easy. Eminence used to do some cotton tighty-whities which I used to like. Hom "light colours" are the most comfortable I can find nowadays. They are very stretchy.
Love,
Anthony
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