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Location: UK
Registered: July 2002
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... what about those graffiti that people add to posters? Those Wayside Pulpits seem a prime target:
JESUS SAVES
- but Beckham scores on the rebound
TIRED OF SIN? IF SO, CALL IN HERE
- if not, call in on Brenda (phone 654321)
But I think my favourite is the golden oldie:
HARWICH FOR THE CONTINENT
- Paris for the incontinent
Any more?
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Registered: March 2012
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Oh, first, for Mihangel: (Pray for) Whirled Peas, Free Tibet . . . with each one purchased. I love seeing "Mean People Suck" on the same car as a rude bumper sticker. I saw one of those "pissing kid" (that looks like Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes) stickers the other day, pissing on Terrorists - in the church parking lot!
I thought everyone knew this trick but was surprised the other day, so:
Add "in bed" to the end of, or "In bed," to the beginning of your fortunes the next time you have fortune cookies. As in:
You will go far and be prosperous, in bed.
You are inventive and resourceful in bed.
Many people rely upon you in bed.
In bed, riches and fame are in your future.
MUCH more entertaining that way.
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Registered: March 2012
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hehehe....me like silly season.
at times i feel like i take life far far to seriously....so a little silly from time to time is juat what i need.
thanks folks
tim...of USA
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I love the 'whirled peas'!!
Did you know that the singular for graffiti is
graffito? Anyway.........
BE ALERT!....the world needs more lerts.
HANGOVER: The wrath of grapes
Due to rising costs,the light at the end of the tunnel
has been turned off!
And some bumper stickers:
Forget about whirled peas...Visualize using your turn
signal!
Jesus is coming.....Look busy!
Now,some questions to ponder............
*What is the speed of dark?
*May I refuse to inherit the earth?
*If electricity comes from electrons,does morality
come from morons?
*Are files embarrassed to be unzipped?
*What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
*Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of
that song?
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Registered: March 2012
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isn't graffito illegal in your state? Hmm, maybe I'm thinking of something else . . .
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Location: currently So Cal
Registered: May 2002
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the Hokey Pokey isn't what it's all about?
And I always thought they turned off the light at the end of the tunnel to prevent rolling blackouts.
Jesus is ALWAYS coming. And I thought guys couldn't have multiple orgasms.
Think good thoughts,
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