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English As She Is Spoke  [message #49993] Fri, 18 April 2008 09:04 Go to next message
JFR is currently offline  JFR

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Despite being inundated with Passover preparations I just had to share this with you. It was written on the wrapper of a pair of household gloves which are made in China. I copy the notice "as is":

This product adopts imported excellent nature latex use u.s. 100% nature active aloe, fetch in American patent technology, it has unique arts and crafts, high quality, it is eximious flexibility and super soft.

Further on there is the following

Friendly cue:
Can be repeated used, but avoid heated.
Please be put in a cool place, but avoid solarized.
Please avoid touch gasoline, mineral oil and so on directly.


Can someone please translate into English? (I would love to know what 'eximious' means.)

J F R

PS To all Jews who visit here: have a Happy Passover.



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Re: English As She Is Spoke  [message #49994 is a reply to message #49993] Fri, 18 April 2008 09:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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J F R wrote:

> Can someone please translate into English? (I would love to know what 'eximious' means.)

It's one of the hazards of relying on people who translate from dictionaries ... (my mother has done some fairly technical translations, but always makes a point of running the completed work past someone who knows the subject area ... I was her sample reader for the translation from French to English of a paper on "Mousterian Stone Hand Axes", back in the days when I was studying anthropology!

"Eximious" ? Is actually a perfectly good, if slightly recondite, English word, meaning "outstanding or unusual". Not a word that's in my normal spoken vocabulary, but it crops up from time to time in the works of people like Thomas de Quincey



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icon6.gif Greetings from Eldon and Jonathan!!  [message #49995 is a reply to message #49993] Fri, 18 April 2008 12:05 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Happy Passover, Peace and Blessings to JFR and to all the other Jewish persons here, and to all who work and strive for Peace.

The parents of our friend Daniel are hosting a Seder, and we're all going just like last year. Dan's cousins will be there, his girlfriend Hannah is a fantastic cook and she and Dan's mom and grandmother have this feast organized!! Excellent!

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From the depths of the dictionary  [message #49997 is a reply to message #49994] Fri, 18 April 2008 12:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Hmmm... just as "recondite" is an obscure word meaning "little known?"

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Re: English As She Is Spoke  [message #49999 is a reply to message #49993] Fri, 18 April 2008 13:49 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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To JFR and any kin amoungst us;

Have a Happy Passover and a great sedar!!
Re: English As She Is Spoke  [message #50011 is a reply to message #49993] Fri, 18 April 2008 23:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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shabbat shalom
many blessings to all the bretheren during this Passover season
Re: English As She Is Spoke  [message #50013 is a reply to message #49993] Sat, 19 April 2008 14:17 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Dear JFR,

There is little I can say about the English dialect you present here, except that it looks very much like genuine Engrish.

But I wish you a Happy Passover!
icon12.gif Re: English As She Is Spoke  [message #50014 is a reply to message #49993] Sat, 19 April 2008 16:08 Go to previous messageGo to next message
sin is currently offline  sin

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Dear JFR:

So you think you got (English) problem? ;-D LOL I'm Asian and I havn't speak English for long. I'm holding a dictionary one hand and trying to understand almost every word that everyone's saying.

eximious in dictionary (that I just checked) means: high quality, super-fine, great..

anyway, have a great Passover and fun. (someone please explain to me what Passover is? Smile Dictionary said it's a festival)

Errol

PS that gloves made from my country...
Surprised



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Re: English As She Is Spoke  [message #50015 is a reply to message #50014] Sat, 19 April 2008 18:01 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Passover is the Hebrew holdiday festival. It celibrates the night that the Angel of Death passed over the homes of the Hebrews in Egypt sparing the first born child. Thus the Name Passover. Im sure I dont have this exactly right but Im sure I will be corrected.



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Re: English As She Is Spoke  [message #50016 is a reply to message #50015] Sat, 19 April 2008 18:36 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Senne is currently offline  Senne

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Considering tony wishes to convert to Judaism i learned alot of it
Curtis is right up to the angel of death part
it was the plague that said God will kill the first borne son of all of Egypt if you do not free the people of Israel from Bondage and so God sent the angel of death who went house to house killing the kids and God said to Moses "So i am able to distinguish your people's homes from the Pharaoh's put sheep's blood on the door framing".
And so they did and the Angel of Death Passed Over their houses the rest is history...
Exodus Myth  [message #50029 is a reply to message #50016] Sun, 20 April 2008 20:09 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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Re: Greetings from Eldon and Jonathan!!  [message #50041 is a reply to message #49995] Mon, 21 April 2008 04:28 Go to previous message
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To Eldon and Jonathan and many others,

Thank you for your kind Passover wishes. My partner and I went to our temple for a community sedar and really enjoyed it.

Chag Sameach v'Chaim ad haOlam (Happy holiday and life forever),
Peter

(not quite Jewish, but not really goyish, either.)



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