Benji
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Location: USA
Registered: August 2007
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A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.
During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating furiously.
'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing
that?'
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, 'I'm very sorry that
you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his
testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five
times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.'
Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed
while a male nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed, Oh
my GOD! How can THAT be justified?
Again the doctor spoke very calmly:
'Same illness, better insurance.'
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