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Thought for the day:  [message #50994] Fri, 20 June 2008 16:12 Go to next message
timmy

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Is it possible to masturbate in a caravan (trailer home for our US colleagues) with both a satisfactory result and without waking the whole set of folk sleeping there by vibrating them out of bed?

Ah the memories of teenage holidays in Pwllheli in the caravan with my parents!



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Re: Thought for the day:  [message #50995 is a reply to message #50994] Fri, 20 June 2008 16:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
marc is currently offline  marc

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Yes....

It is also possible to get a blow job, get laid and eat pizza.



Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
Re: Thought for the day:  [message #50996 is a reply to message #50995] Fri, 20 June 2008 16:38 Go to previous messageGo to next message
marc is currently offline  marc

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Oh...... not necessarily all at the same time..... but with practice... who knows?



Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
Re: Thought for the day:  [message #50997 is a reply to message #50994] Fri, 20 June 2008 16:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
marc is currently offline  marc

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Just to clarify....

Here, a trailer home comes some 16x80 feet and is not redily movable.

A travel trailer... or more commonly called a camper comes in various smaller sizes and are meant to be dragged behind a vehicle.

There are also motor homes.... big bucks to buy, big bucks to run....

I was at the gas station watchong the meter pass the $500.00 mark while the motor home next to me was tanking up....

I just don't see the point..... for $500.00 I can get one hell of a hotel room.... and in a hotel room they bring you breakfast and they do the dishes....

I just do not get it!



Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
Re: Thought for the day:  [message #50999 is a reply to message #50997] Fri, 20 June 2008 17:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
timmy

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I was thinking of something about 40-50 feet long and 10-12 feet wide, screw jacks at each end and wheels amidships. They are not designed to be moved except by site tractor.



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Re: Thought for the day:  [message #51000 is a reply to message #50997] Fri, 20 June 2008 18:02 Go to previous messageGo to next message
JimB is currently offline  JimB

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Marc, you might understand better if you add in the cost of getting to that hotel room. Also, is that hotel room available in the wilderness? How much would it cost you to stay for a couple of weeks? What if you had three or four kids and needed a suite instead of just a room?

My parents loved there motor home because they always had a bed they were familiar with and could eat just like at home. They used to go "lake hopping" in the Sierra Nevada mountains of California, spending a few days or a week at each one. They would sometimes spend the entire summer traveling the western states visiting dozens of friends, never having a fixed schedule.

I understand your point, but there is more involved than just the gas going into the tank.

JimB
Re: Thought for the day:  [message #51002 is a reply to message #50994] Fri, 20 June 2008 20:33 Go to previous messageGo to next message
acam is currently offline  acam

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Yes, of course it is, Timmy, but it requires some self-control.

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Anthony
Re: Thought for the day:  [message #51004 is a reply to message #51000] Fri, 20 June 2008 20:48 Go to previous messageGo to next message
marc is currently offline  marc

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Jim, darling, of course there is more than just the gas in the tank...

I am quite aware of the wonderous extravagances of camping... The insects,,, the furry little woodland creatures... the poison ivy... The exotic pleasure of Montezuma's Revenge...

BUT....

As you see fit to expand the paramaters beyond a weekend excursion to a long term expidition..... Well then I would insist on standing my ground...

Now, if I am going on vacation, I DO NOT want to have food just like I had at home... I want to be on vacation... away from home...

To get into a vehicle to go elsewhere to have your all so familiar bed and all so common food.... that is NO VACATION... It is a punishment...

To get into a car and drive to my vacation at a luxurously appointed hotel I am not going to regret the plane, train, or auto expences to get there.

Anyone that sits back and laments the cost of a holiday should not plan one in the first place.



Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
Re: Thought for the day:  [message #51006 is a reply to message #50999] Fri, 20 June 2008 20:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
marc is currently offline  marc

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Well, as this form of mobile home is the most stable I would have to ask why it would seem problematic to have a good jerk off in one?

After all.... If someone is going to wack off.... they are going to wack off.... It doesnt matter when, or where, or in front of whoever....

The only thing on their mind is getting their nut off....



Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
Re: Thought for the day:  [message #51016 is a reply to message #51004] Fri, 20 June 2008 22:32 Go to previous messageGo to next message
JimB is currently offline  JimB

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Different strokes for different folks, Marc. I love camping! I would choose foil stew cooked in the coals of a campfire over your fancy hotel dinner any day. Fresh air, birds singing, the sound of a nearby stream are what make a vacation great for me. Common food like barbecued steaks and baked potatoes, home-made tacos, a pot of my Mom's chili are what my Dad likes, at home and away.

JimB

[Updated on: Fri, 20 June 2008 22:33]

Re: Thought for the day:  [message #51018 is a reply to message #51016] Fri, 20 June 2008 23:58 Go to previous message
marc is currently offline  marc

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It must be heavenly...

Hmmmm....



Life is great for me... Most of the time... But then I meet people online... Very few are real friends... Many say they are but know nothing of what it means... Some say they are, but are so shallow...
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