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So this musician walks into a bar and says...... [message #53897]

Wed, 08 October 2008 00:14

Scott

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C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.

D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."

E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.

Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental. The judge rules that all contrary motions are bassless.

The puns are horrible and priceless at the same time. I don't know whether to laugh or apologize.

Scott

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Re: So this musician walks into a bar and says...... [message #53901 is a reply to message #53897]

Wed, 08 October 2008 02:51

unsui

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Re: So this musician walks into a bar and says...... [message #53903 is a reply to message #53897]

Wed, 08 October 2008 03:50

CallMePaul

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Location: U.S.A.
Registered: April 2007
Messages: 907

My musical ability lies in playing a radio or CD. So most of it went over my head. But I understood enough to get a good laugh. Thanks Scott.

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Re: So this musician walks into a bar and says...... [message #53907 is a reply to message #53897]

Wed, 08 October 2008 06:20

timmy

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Location: UK, in Devon
Registered: February 2003
Messages: 13796

Awesome!

Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School

Re: So this musician walks into a bar and says...... [message #53998 is a reply to message #53907]

Thu, 09 October 2008 20:55

ricky

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Registered: July 2008
Messages: 16

I thought it was a major contribution to a minor topic. However done on a scale befitting crescendo though I refrain from doing so.

Cheers,
Ricky

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