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Fri, 24 October 2008 15:14

timmy

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We know, of course, that there is a great deal of physical (in the broadest sense) protection available to those who follow the procedure in the 1956 novel Slave Ship by Frederick Pohl, where various characters wear tin foil hats to protect themselves from telepathic attacks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tin_foil_hat documents this well.

Far less researched or documented is the need to take the greatest care of the process of conception.

Until the egg and sperm meet the yet to be created life form is at its most vulnerable to external influences. This means that tin foil must be used with great care to protect the precious sperm on its voyage to meet the egg.

Tin foil vaginal linings are required and tinfoil corsets to provide radio and thought protection until the moment of conception. It has been hypothesised that a collection in a tin foil condom might work, followed by the use of a grounded metal turkey baster.

The male needs to enclose his testicles in tin foil during the sperm manufacturing process.

[Updated on: Fri, 24 October 2008 15:14]

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