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Time for some variety. And a new poll  [message #56181] Sun, 29 March 2009 16:11 Go to next message
timmy

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Location: UK, in Devon
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So here it is:

Unwrapping presents

That special guy comes into the room stark naked except for a pretty pink bow. He's gift wrapped his dick! He asks you to unwrap him. Do you:

Ignore him?
Tighten the knot, thinking 'That will serve yoiu right!'?
Leave it gift wrapped but take him manfully from behind?
Unwrap it, and go back to what you were doing?
Ask him who wrapped it, and say you will go to the store to beat them senseless?
Ask if he still has the receipt so you can change it?
Ask if he has one in a different size?
Ask if you can put it aside for later?
Apologise that you never got him anything at all?
Unwrap it and get very down and very dirty?


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Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
Re: Time for some variety. And a new poll  [message #56182 is a reply to message #56181] Sun, 29 March 2009 18:22 Go to previous messageGo to next message
NW is currently offline  NW

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I think I'd be inclined to get "very down and very dirty" without stopping to unwrap him. In fact, I might wrap him further ... somewhere I've got a couple of novelty glow-in-the-dark pale green condoms: I'm sure one of those would go nicely with the pretty pink bow!



"The ultimate weakness of violence is that it is a descending spiral, begetting the very thing it seeks to destroy. ... Returning violence for violence multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night devoid of stars." Martin Luther King
Re: Time for some variety. And a new poll  [message #56183 is a reply to message #56182] Sun, 29 March 2009 19:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
timmy

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Love it!



Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
Re: Time for some variety. And a new poll  [message #56189 is a reply to message #56181] Sun, 29 March 2009 21:54 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Nigel is currently offline  Nigel

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I'd slap his face and pout because I'd already be naked and have a pink bowtie tied round my dick, more like round my whole equipment as a cockring.

And as for green condoms with a pink bowtie! That's immediate social suicide! Huh!

Hugs
N



I dream of boys with big bulges in their trousers,
Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.

…and look forward to meeting you in Cóito.
Re: Time for some variety. And a new poll  [message #56190 is a reply to message #56181] Sun, 29 March 2009 22:00 Go to previous message
Macky is currently offline  Macky

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With the information given, the most I could do would be to unwrap him and go about my business, which at this point might include a tearful massage of my nether regions. However, were the gift from my wife, I would appreciatively accept. And enjoy.



Behold, how good and how pleasant it is
For brothers to dwell together in unity!
Ps 133:1 NASB
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