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And looking very colourful, phallic and erect too Max
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Macky
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Aussie,
You have an interesting way of looking at things. It may be a bit lascivious, but there is something nice in comparing a crocus ready to pop into bloom with a phallus ready to pop into...ummm....whatever.
Max 
Behold, how good and how pleasant it is
For brothers to dwell together in unity!
Ps 133:1 NASB
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So not true! If you were having Spring, we'd be in Autumn, or Fall, and we don't want that! (Just getting used to Summer here).
Mind you, the power of earthquakes shouldn't be underestimated. We had one, in an uninhabited area at the bottom of the South Island, and it moved the whole damm country a couple of inches closer to Australia. Not sure if that's a good thing.;-D
I agree with Aussie's comment though - nice pic & very phallic.
(And please don't remind Nigel about the Equinox. It's my life's ambition to beat him to post about it.)
cheers
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No Kiwi, I wanna be first
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Oh is that a crocus?
Hope you stand as erect Max.
Aussie 
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It's surprising how many things in nature do appear phallic - apart from phalluses, of course (or phalli for the pedants!), but then they're bound to.
Hugs
Nigel
I dream of boys with big bulges in their trousers,
Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.
…and look forward to meeting you in Cóito.
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kiwi
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You're on, Aussie!
(But don't tell Nigel).
cheers
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Are not the blossoms and seeds the orgasm of a plant or flower? I can't remember my botany but I have a vague recollection of the reproduction of a floral organism. So Max caught the buildup to one fantastic orgasm yet to be.
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Macky
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WOW! Mother nature's orgasm. You're a poet Ray!
Max
Behold, how good and how pleasant it is
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Ps 133:1 NASB
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Oh, excuse me.
The pollen..the seed...yeah..that can't be mother nature can it? Who does mother nature shack up with? Whoever he is is about to burst into the bloom of a beautiful orgasm. Ray, you just have to write a poem about that. Makes me think.
Has anyone ever written a poem about an orgasm? I think orgasms are a lot more poetic than a lot of stuff poems are written about.
Max
Behold, how good and how pleasant it is
For brothers to dwell together in unity!
Ps 133:1 NASB
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Macky
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But Aussie told me he was having Autumn! How can he be in Autumn, and you just inches away, are experiencing Summer? Something's not right. Maybe Aussie meant the autumn of his life. He is a very poetic sort of dude, you know.
Max
Behold, how good and how pleasant it is
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Ps 133:1 NASB
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Macky
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I'm afraid my Crocus has croaked Aussie.
Max:'-(
Behold, how good and how pleasant it is
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In an attempt to tell you about a new English word that I have recently learned, I'll say this to you, Nigel.
"Diphallia"
'Tis a medical term for a condition recognized by one having 2 phalii.  This is common for the western rattlesnake, but is an abnormality that sometimes occurs in humans. Yep, do the word in google images.
Oh, the things you can learn by reading the dictionary. I shall never give up looking up dirty words, a habit I've had since I was 8.
Max
Behold, how good and how pleasant it is
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Ps 133:1 NASB
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I've been reading the dictionary, Max. The story's not much good, but it does explain the words rather well. ;-D
Hugs
Nigel
I dream of boys with big bulges in their trousers,
Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.
…and look forward to meeting you in Cóito.
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kiwi
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Max, We're in the early stages of Autumn - otherwise known as 'Denial'.
Inches away from Aussie? Not really - Auckland to Sydney is further than London to Moscow.
cheers
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kiwi
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Diphallia? OMG!
Is it contagious? (Please say yes!)
cheers
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Aussie, New Zealand, Hawaii, and Alaska. God! Let's tip our hats and bow our heads in memory of the late great Captain Cook. Tell me again, how many liters of rum did he have on that ship? Defies the imagination, it does. I mean the places he went to, not the drink he consumed.
Max
Behold, how good and how pleasant it is
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Ps 133:1 NASB
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He used a far older measure than the litre. Barrels have their own sizes, and not in oil measure.
Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
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Aussie
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Yes Macky, poetic dude that's me.............not
More like the autumn of my life.
Hey isn't that when things start dropping off.
Catch you later........gotta go check something
Aussie
ps maybe you should go check too.
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Kiwi, you'l be happy to know you moved a bit closer with the Chilean earthquake.
I wonder if AirNZ will be dropping the air fares.
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Oh no!......it hasn't wilted in the stem has it? ;-D
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Don't know about contagious but it's supposed to cause happiness
Like they say "As happy as a dog with 2 dicks"
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Equinox, Shmequinox! Spring? Autumn? Ha! Here today we have "glorious summer" (without this son of York): 32°C - and tomorrow we are promised "a further rise in temperatures".
J F R
The paradox has often been noted that the United States, founded in secularism, is now the most religiose country in Christendom, while England, with an established church headed by its constitutional monarch, is among the least. (Richard Dawkins, 2006)
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You're right Timmy! Recently read a book by Tony Horwitz
"Blue Latitudes: Boldly Going Where Captain Cook Has Gone Before"
The book gave an inventory of the rum, beer, and wine carried on Cook's voyages. It sounded as though it was enough to make the ship list. A 150,000 mile party boat excursion!
Max
Behold, how good and how pleasant it is
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Happy? Not sure about that. Watch out Aussie, we're coming over! (might take a while).
AirNZ dropping the fares? Yeah and pigs might fly!
cheers
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"Watch out Aussie, we're coming over! (might take a while)."
What do you mean? They are nearly all here except for you.
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Kiwi said "AirNZ dropping the fares? Yeah and pigs might fly!"
You might be better off to buy one of those personal jetpacks (from Christchurch) and fly yourself over.
Just a thought
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That does look like fun, Aussie. But, i dunno - think i'd prefer the flying hovercraft that a Nelson guy built. This kiwi's not very good at flying.
I've been to Oz, and liked it, but i'd rather be here! My cousin died in Melbourne, a week ago & we buried him here on Wednesday. The list of instructions he left started, "Do NOT leave me here with all these Ockers."
cheers
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My apologies for a dumb suggestion. I had forgotten that kiwis don't fly.
Sorry about your cousin and hope he is resting peacefully on home soil.
I have to say you do have a beautiful country.
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"Do NOT leave me here with all these Ockers."
I'm almost afraid to ask, but what are Ockers?
Max
Behold, how good and how pleasant it is
For brothers to dwell together in unity!
Ps 133:1 NASB
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Macky
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Well, Hell, Timmy,
I think I might be a plain clothes Ocker then.
Max
Behold, how good and how pleasant it is
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Where I live we just got over a record snowfall. We had snow drifts up to the roof of our house but we live on the water so we get more wind. School was out for a week, it was so cool!
Now the bulbs in our garden are starting to pop out of the ground and my mom is all like, o I can hardly wait for the gardens to be ready for planting. This is great except my brother and I are the ones who do all the digging. He is at college now so guess who the digger is going to be.
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Good on yer digger, and welcome
Hey hang on, I thought only Aussies were called digger
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Max, you have to at least have a tinny welded to your hand and wear thongs, perhaps the other dress is optional. Do you think you still qualify?
I suspect your accent would rule you out. We even ban Kiwis because of their accent and we can pick it a mile off.
Aussie
ps I qualify on two of the criteria but dip out because of the tinny.
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