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At last! Now I know!  [message #62011] Mon, 19 April 2010 17:07 Go to next message
timmy

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This has to be another good reason to be gay. Long, but worth it!

[Updated on: Mon, 19 April 2010 17:08]



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icon7.gif OMG this is SO funny!  [message #62018 is a reply to message #62011] Tue, 20 April 2010 01:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
CabinBoy is currently offline  CabinBoy

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It is funny but true! Like most people who are married my mom and dad argue about things sometimes. Sometimes those arguments get heated and the opinions flow pretty heated but they always respect each other I noticed and always listen to each other before they say anything else. But also I noticed that dad gets caught off guard when mom switches up arguments in the middle of the main argument. ROFLMAO when dad goes 'now where in the hell did that come from?' It is so funny but women DO remember everything like when mom will haul out things that in her mind are related to what they are arguing about and dad has to go and 'open another box' before he gets the shit back into the original box!

Like when mom and I argue she goes into lots of my past sins you know? Like she says 'its just like the time you did this or that.' I am like whoa I got this box open and now you are opening all these other boxes! No fair!

I think females are crazy.
Re: OMG this is SO funny!  [message #62023 is a reply to message #62018] Tue, 20 April 2010 07:13 Go to previous messageGo to next message
timmy

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In my experience women store up all of your past alleged sins to wheel out against you at random and irrelevant times to try to win an unwinnable argument. I still suffer from the great sin of buying a TV set in 1979 without taking She Who Must Be Obeyed with me, despite that fact that it was the TV she wanted!

[Updated on: Tue, 20 April 2010 07:15]



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Re: OMG this is SO funny!  [message #62025 is a reply to message #62023] Tue, 20 April 2010 07:20 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Nigel is currently offline  Nigel

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Aaaagh, Timmy! You've done it again.

Btw, why didn't you take she with you?

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Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.

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Re: OMG this is SO funny!  [message #62026 is a reply to message #62025] Tue, 20 April 2010 08:12 Go to previous messageGo to next message
timmy

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'She Who Must Be Obeyed' is a noun in its own right. You need to look at the etymology.

At that time she was in her room in her hall of residence studying for her final exams. I was living in our house.


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Re: OMG this is SO funny!  [message #62031 is a reply to message #62025] Tue, 20 April 2010 11:51 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Aussie is currently offline  Aussie

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I suspect he wanted to perv on the sales guys.

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Re: OMG this is SO funny!  [message #62036 is a reply to message #62026] Tue, 20 April 2010 14:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Nigel is currently offline  Nigel

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I have heard that argument before, but can't accept it. Hyphens or quotes might make it more plausible.

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I dream of boys with big bulges in their trousers,
Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.

…and look forward to meeting you in Cóito.
Re: OMG this is SO funny!  [message #62039 is a reply to message #62036] Tue, 20 April 2010 14:44 Go to previous messageGo to next message
timmy

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Since the person is named "She" and is a goddess....

One worships She, one makes obeissance to She. On certainly does not do this to Her.


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Re: OMG this is SO funny!  [message #62040 is a reply to message #62039] Tue, 20 April 2010 21:35 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Nigel is currently offline  Nigel

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That hole you're digging is getting deeper. lol

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N


I dream of boys with big bulges in their trousers,
Never of girls with big bulges in their blouses.

…and look forward to meeting you in Cóito.
Re: OMG this is SO funny!  [message #62041 is a reply to message #62040] Tue, 20 April 2010 21:44 Go to previous message
timmy

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Read up on where it comes from. It's a book. The name does not decline.


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