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icon6.gif Scandinavians loose in America  [message #62430] Tue, 18 May 2010 23:17 Go to next message
CabinBoy is currently offline  CabinBoy

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There was this Norwegian who was on vacation in Florida. All his life he'd wanted to have a pair of alligator-shoes, and now he thought he would finally be able to get around to buying a pair. Gator shoes are of course expensive, and haggling down the price didn't help. Finally the Norwegian yelled out in anger, "Bare behold de elendige skoene dine. Skal det være på den måten, skal jeg pinadø leie meg båt, dra oppover sumpene her, fange meg en alligator og lage skoene selv!!!!" (Sigh.. In English: Just keep your lousy shoes. If that's how it's going to be then I'll just get myself a boat, go out into the swamp, catch a gator and make my own shoes!)

The owner of the store just looked stupidly at him, "Yeah, sure, and give my best regards to the Swedes who're already up there trying to do what you just told me."

The Norwegian runs to a boat rental place and gets a boat, then he heads out into the swamp.

After a while he finds two Swedes standing up to their knees in the water. Both of them are holding a spear pointed at the water. "det må være svenskene." (that must be the Swedes) the Norwegian thinks. Suddenly there's a movement in the water and an alligator swims towards one of the Swedes. The Swede is standing there like a statue, just waiting for the big gator to get closer. When the gator was close by the Swede stuck his spear into the gator, and with a bit of fighting he got the beast onto the land, where there was a big pile of gators. The Swede turned the gator on his back and examined it's feet, and then finally utterd, "Satan också! Inte sko på den haer heller." (Damn! No shoes on this one either!)

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icon7.gif Re: Scandinavians loose in America  [message #62431 is a reply to message #62430] Wed, 19 May 2010 22:00 Go to previous messageGo to next message
chrisjames147 is currently offline  chrisjames147

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OK...someone has too much time on their hands. It was funny, I laughed...don't you have some homework to do?



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The homework was finished  [message #62438 is a reply to message #62431] Thu, 20 May 2010 10:16 Go to previous messageGo to next message
CabinBoy is currently offline  CabinBoy

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Re: The homework was finished  [message #62443 is a reply to message #62438] Thu, 20 May 2010 16:17 Go to previous message
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Damn! Followed instructions and now my screens all wet.



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