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Swedes at the olymipcs [message #62456]

Fri, 21 May 2010 10:33

CabinBoy

Toe is in the water

Location: USA
Registered: March 2010
Messages: 74

It was Olympics time and the Russians had sent their best man to compete in the wrestling competition. This man was famous for one thing, and that was the 'iron grip', if he got anyone into that grip, then they were as good as dead-meat. The Swedes were studying video cuts of this wrestler, and it dawned upon them, that if their competitor managed to avoid falling into this 'iron grip', they could win.
The best of the Swedes finally made it to the final, and so did the Russian. It started good, the Swede managing to get a in couple of points. Then when there was only a half minute left the Russian managed to get the Swede into his 'Iron Grip'. The Swedish coach walked depressedly back to the locker room. As he entered he heard the crowd roar outside "Sverige, Sverige, Sverige! ".
The wrestler entered the locker room cheering. The coach looked at him wonderingly, and asked, "How did you get out of the 'Iron-Grip'?" The wrestler was gasping air, "Well, as I was lying there, trying to get out of it, I saw these two nuts just hanging there in front of me, and I just thought: 'this is the Olympics; it is only held every 4th year; this is my big chance, it's now or never.' Soo, I put 'em in my mouth and bit as hard as I could.. and I can promise you one thing, if you bite your own balls that hard you can get out of any grip."

::-)

Re: Swedes at the olymipcs [message #62457 is a reply to message #62456]

Fri, 21 May 2010 11:10

chrisjames147

Really getting into it

Location: U.S.
Registered: November 2009
Messages: 630

LMAO...OK Cabin Boy, you get an "A" in humor. Thanks for the laugh.

PS: Your school called, Swedish jokes do not count as extra credit in your Social Studies class...nice try, CB.

[Updated on: Fri, 21 May 2010 11:35]

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