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icon6.gif Okay I REALLY was gonna leave this alone BUT.......  [message #62734] Tue, 22 June 2010 03:23 Go to next message
Brody Levesque is currently offline  Brody Levesque

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Joe Jervis, Publisher of Joe.My.God ran this today and I just couldn't resist a small bit of fun with the Brit contingent here at Tim's;

Just hitting the shelves of the UK-based supermarket chain Tesco is the lasagne sandwich. And you thought KFC's Double Down was gross. The Guardian's food blogger has a field day. [ http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2010/jun/16/tesco-lasagne-sandwich-lasandwich-why ]

The first thing that hits you on opening the packet is a faint but distinct whiff of tuna, an inauspicious start for a beefy sandwich. Biting down, the texture is soft and claggy, the cheesy sauce acting as a lubricant to bring the cotton wool bread firmly into contact with your dental enamel from where it refuses to budge without the aid of a fingernail. The diced beef is beefy in the way that a cheap beefburger is beefy - redolent of the artificial flame-grilled flavour favoured by certain fast food outlets and devoid of any garlic, oregano or other identifiable attempt at Italian-ness. Quite where the pasta sheet in the middle disappears to is a mystery - it's there when you bite down, and gone by the time you swallow. Overall, the effect is of a saladless, cold, lightly pre-chewed beefburger.

Something something, British cuisine, something.Sad)
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Re: Okay I REALLY was gonna leave this alone BUT.......  [message #62735 is a reply to message #62734] Tue, 22 June 2010 06:04 Go to previous messageGo to next message
timmy

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And just wait until the reduced salt, low fat version hits. Oh god, how awful. I shall NOT be sampling this muck.



Author of Queer Me! Halfway Between Flying and Crying - the true story of life for a gay boy in the Swinging Sixties in a British all male Public School
Re: Okay I REALLY was gonna leave this alone BUT.......  [message #62743 is a reply to message #62735] Wed, 23 June 2010 05:55 Go to previous message
ray2x is currently offline  ray2x

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Over at local county fairs in California, there are some tasty nibbles to be had, such as chocolate covered bacon and deep fried twinkies.



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