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laheyin
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Location: U.S.A.
Registered: November 2010
Messages: 3
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I'd just like to personally wish everybody on IOMfAtS a Happy New Year! I'm a lover of humor, so I don't think there's a better way to start off the New Year than with a joke, so here's a (slightly off-color) tidbit for you:
Two guys are chatting in a gay bar. One remarks to the other,
"Wow, you have a very hairy chest."
The other replies, "Thanks. I rub Vaseline on it every night."
The first guy ponders this for a moment, then he shakes his head and says,
"No, that can't be the reason. If that were true, then I'd have a ponytail growing out of my asshole."
^I nearly peed myself the first time I read that!  ) ) )
Anyway, I'd like to provide an interesting conversation piece here. My question to the people of this forum is: What is your 2011 New Year's Resolution?
Now onto a serious note:
While I can still do this without appearing too random, I'd like to do something I've been meaning to do for a long time: I'd like to give a personal shoutout to Grasshopper (Jamie), from the story shelf. Your stories have made my teenage years bearable, and I greatly admire your writing talent. This one starfish really appreciates you. Thank you! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ huge hugs }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
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Happy New Year All and in the spirit of Brad's rather quaint joke, at the risk of fulfilling the stereotype of the characteristically appalling filthy minded reporter........ I'll throw this joke into the mix:
3 very fabulous Gay friends living in West Hollywood decided to purchase a hot tub for their shared house. The day it finally arrived and was set up they were very excited to try it out.
Once it was ready they hurriedly disrobed, made Mojitos, and ran out to soak naked in their new tub. As they were sitting there, sipping on their drinks and relaxing, a bit of cum floated to the surface. One of them turned to the others and snarked: "Okay, which one you just farted?"
I am NOT going to do a resolution as I've long since learned that its a recipe for long term procrastination.... but I'll cheerfully wish the rest of you well on yours eh?
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ray2x
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Really getting into it |
Location: USA
Registered: April 2009
Messages: 430
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Can I join in the joke fest?
How do you sit four gay guys on a bar stool?
But first my resolution is to get less worried and more into enjoying aspects of my life and of my family. A friend said I really really worry too much and I need to stop.
Answer:
Turn the bar stool upside down.
Raymundo
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