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The great body hair conundrum  [message #65214] Mon, 10 January 2011 16:18 Go to next message
timmy

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I have the mixed fortune to have a pelt rather than body hair. It's almost impossible for me to touch skin. I need a hairdryer, not a towel after a shower. I also dislike scrotum and bumcrack hair, and armpit hair, not just on me but on anyone.

If I'm careful and use it only every few weeks I can use hair removing cream on my important little places without it stinging. Oftener is agony!

Once I shaved my whole body. It was quite a surprise in the mirror! I'm too used to seeing werewolf to have liked the display, and boy did it prickle on regrowth!

I like the idea of a bare crotch. An unruly pubic bush is a turnoff, though I also like well groomed pubic hair on a guy. But the stuff where you have to send a team of explorers and porters in to find a penis in the jungle and undergrowth is a real turnoff!

A thought struck me. Those of you with minimal body hair won't understand because you have a real boundary to your pubes. Mine just starts at my toes and finishes at my heels, like a shroud! So here's the thought.

You hairless guys can shave your pubic triangle easily. It has a boundary. You shave, or use creams and it is gone. It then looks as attractive as your body does. But, if I want to shave my pubes, where do I stop? I can draw a triangle anywhere from my nipples downwards!

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icon12.gif Re: The great body hair conundrum  [message #65215 is a reply to message #65214] Tue, 11 January 2011 04:52 Go to previous messageGo to next message
attatood.too is currently offline  attatood.too

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Hmmmm, I hate cold weather. When your time comes, shall we have you tanned and turned into a nice coat? I bet your willy would make a nice zipper-tog Razz


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Re: The great body hair conundrum  [message #65218 is a reply to message #65215] Tue, 11 January 2011 21:24 Go to previous messageGo to next message
timmy

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No-one uses my todger to pull a zipper open or closed Smile


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Re: The great body hair conundrum  [message #65301 is a reply to message #65214] Wed, 02 February 2011 01:23 Go to previous messageGo to next message
davethegnome is currently offline  davethegnome

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Well, if you are that hairy, shaving any triangle may look a bit off.
Any reason for not just trimming your pubic bush and shaving/depilating/epilating your balls and inner thigh area ?

Also, you might find this film interesting,
Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus


It's always the old to lead us to the war
It's always the young to fall
Now look at all we've won with the sabre and the gun
Tell me is it worth it all
~Phil Ochs "I Aint Marching Anymore"
Re: The great body hair conundrum  [message #65304 is a reply to message #65301] Wed, 02 February 2011 09:15 Go to previous messageGo to next message
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The only answer is whimsy Smile


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Re: The great body hair conundrum  [message #65306 is a reply to message #65304] Wed, 02 February 2011 15:53 Go to previous messageGo to next message
davethegnome is currently offline  davethegnome

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Well, that is a perfectly acceptable reason but now I truly see the conundrum.
I'd say try about one hand's width above the base of your penis, that's certainly a good place to start and the non-standard measurement is easily subjectable to whims.

You should watch the Diane Arbus movie though, aside from being entertaining, it'll put your problem into perspective.


It's always the old to lead us to the war
It's always the young to fall
Now look at all we've won with the sabre and the gun
Tell me is it worth it all
~Phil Ochs "I Aint Marching Anymore"
Re: The great body hair conundrum  [message #65307 is a reply to message #65306] Wed, 02 February 2011 16:58 Go to previous message
timmy

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Now I wouldn't mind if we all looked like that. Watched the trailer.


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