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Super Drewby and I officially launch our brand new humorous site -
AS IF WE CARE
(or whatever we decide to call it!)
DREWBY: Yes, we have decided to extend our Super Powers beyond merely fighting for Truth, Justice, and Saving The Universe to also lending our expertise to solving the problems of the lovelorn, the starcrossed, the hopelessly romantic, and the gullible sex-starved masses.
Check out the site and read our advice. We invite your participation so please submit fictional (that means FAKE) problems for us to solve. Most of you are writers so WRITE! HAHA!! If we like your problem we might get off our ass and answer it.
LANCE: Drewby fixed up a home for all this good advice and we'll think up a catchy title (or not) haha! Actually we're looking for suggestions for the title - I liked this one of John's "As If We Care"
So take a look at what we've done. Send us your feedback. If you don't like it, take my "advice" and PISS OFF! HAHA (JUST KIDDING!)
DREWBY: Lance!! Bad Boi. Sorry about that. Honestly, you can't take him anywhere! I swear...! OK, Boy Wonder, shall we launch this bad puppy?
::HANDS DREWBY THE CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE:::::
DRUM ROLL//////////////////////////////////////////////////////
SMASH!!
WELCOME TO THE GRAND OPENING OF
::drip, drip::
ASK DREW AND CRZ
You have just witnessed one of the most historic moments not only in your life, but also in cyber history. Years from now you will be telling friends, "I remember exactly where I was and what I was doing when I heard about Crz and Drewby's advice column." (DUH! You were sitting at your computer reading a message board, moron! HAHA!)
ENJOY!
and keep those cards and letters coming in!
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